No joke is too dark, dirty, offensive, funny, childish, smart, or stupid for this post.
#21
Don’t be offended by this one, purely meant for comedy. If you get offended easily, DO NOT READ IT. You’ve been warned! Heheh! What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ.
LGBBQ.
2points
#22
What does 36+16 equal to?
A prison sentence.
A prison sentence.
2points
#23
What do you call man with a seagull nest on his head?
Cliff
2points
#24
Why do adults never understand school shooting jokes?
Guess they’re aimed at a younger audience.
Guess they’re aimed at a younger audience.
1point
#25
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
The 43rd floor.
1point
#26
What is the difference between Mcdonald’s and 9/11?
Mcdonald’s has a drive-through and the Twin towers have a fly-through.
Mcdonald’s has a drive-through and the Twin towers have a fly-through.
1point
#27
What do you call a white person set on fire?
A firecracker.
A firecracker.
1point
#28
What’s the worst thing to feel during a prostate exam?
Two hands on your shoulders.
Two hands on your shoulders.
1point
#29
What do men have in their pants that’s only 3 inches long, but can fully satisfy a woman?
Their credit card.
Their credit card.
1point
#30
I’ve actually heard this one a few times before! What’s the difference between Usain bolt and Hitler?
Usain bolt can finish a race.
Usain bolt can finish a race.
1point
#31
A woman is checking out at the grocery store.
She puts bananas, coffee, soy milk, oatmeal, and hairspray on the conveyor belt. The cashier smiles at her and says, “I can tell you’re single.”
“Oh, ha, how did you know?” the woman asks, blushing.
“Because you’re f*****g ugly.”
She puts bananas, coffee, soy milk, oatmeal, and hairspray on the conveyor belt. The cashier smiles at her and says, “I can tell you’re single.”
“Oh, ha, how did you know?” the woman asks, blushing.
“Because you’re f*****g ugly.”
1point
#32
What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball?
She gagged!
She gagged!
1point
#33
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
To be wanted.
1point
#34
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
“Kobe.”
“Kobe.”
1point
#35
Some more rancid jokes:
*What's worse than eating 56 oysters out of your grandmother's c**t? Finding out there were only 55 oysters.
*What's worse than eating 56 oysters out of your grandmother's c**t? Finding out there were only 55 oysters.
1point
#36
A paraplegic walks into a bar.
Wait, no , he doesn't
Wait, no , he doesn't
A bull was cold so he went into the barn and slipped into a warm jersey.
Bartender; " We don't serve time travelers. "
A time traveller walks into a bar.
A time traveller walks into a bar.
0points
#37
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the world trade center.”
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the world trade center.”
-1point
#38
A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini.
The bartender thinks this is a bit strange, then realizes he is actually dreaming. He wakes up and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he just had. But his wife just ignores him.
The man turns and begins to sob as he realizes his marriage is in shambles.
The bartender thinks this is a bit strange, then realizes he is actually dreaming. He wakes up and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he just had. But his wife just ignores him.
The man turns and begins to sob as he realizes his marriage is in shambles.
-1point