Share your best/favorite dark humor jokes here!
#21
I want to get depressed grass for my yard so it’ll cut itself.
23points
#22
Why is dark spelt with a K not a C?
Cause you can’t C in the dark.
Cause you can’t C in the dark.
21points
#23
What do elephants use as tampons?
sheep
20points
#24
What does my will to live and a unicorn have in common?
Neither of them exsist
19points
#25
I heard they found Jimmy Hoffa when they conducted Jeffrey Dahmer’s autopsy
17points
#26
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
Hot wheels !
14points
#27
*WARNING* MAY BE TOO DARK
What do you call a Jewish Pokemon player
Ash.
12points
#28
A local policeman came to school to deliver a lecture on drugs.
Couldn’t understand a word the meth addled cop said!
6points
#29
"I see."
"Said the blind man, but he didn't."
"Said the blind man, but he didn't."
4points
#30
A guy with crutches was saying "I stand for equality". So I took his crutches, since he had them while I didn't. Now he can't even stand straight.
4points
#31
What are 2 things that never get old?
Dark humor and unvaccinated children.!
4points
#32
When do you know when your kid sister is starting her period? Your dad's c**k tastes funny.
2points