Because dad jokes are the 2nd best jokes. The best joke is your face.
#1
My one liner. __________________________________. Thank you.
5points
#2
Hey, have I told you the joke about the boomerang?
It's, uh... um... Dammit, I forgot.
Well, it'll come back to me.
4points
#3
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
3points
#4
Only fishes can smoke weed and not get caught. 🐟🐠
2points
#5
I got fired from the tartan factory. They didn't like my one liners.
2points
#6
looks like these fish got... all washed up!
yup, im the one liners dude in the friend group. fight me. :P
0points