Share the funniest weirdest, or most random things you've ever said! Don't give any context in your post, but you can explain in the comments if you want!
#1
"She met the dinosaur on the piano"
"No! She's come to sneak up in my tassels!"
You want me to be a chick and steal strawberries from a three-legged onion??"
5points
#2
"Get down from the shelf of hunger! You just ate....well fine! F**k you you fat demonic gargoyle!"
5points
#3
“You bring the votes, I’ll bring the milk!
4points
#4
"You're worse than a godamn toilet flush, at least it works."
"Let's go cut open some humans."
4points
#5
“JUICE BOX” I blurt out random things
4points
#6
the eggs are done!
4points
#7
if you put a straw through a blueberry, is it a blue strawberry, or a straw blueberry? (the s**t i think about at 3:00 am)
4points
#8
“Oh sugar honey iced tea.”
3points
#9
“Move, I’m gay.”
2points
#10
How old are birds?
1point