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Hey Pandas, Rizz Competition
AUG 31, 2023

Hey Pandas, Rizz Competition

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i challenge u to a rizz war.whoevers post got 1st won LMAO im bad at explaining so i hope u get it

#1

Is that a bandage? Because I scraped my knee falling for you?
2points

#2

Life without you scares me more than Five Nights at Freddy’s
1point

#3

You kids have secret meetings to make up words to confuse us older people. What does rizz mean?
1point

#4

a spider bit me to make me spidergirl
can i bite your neck and call you my girl?
treat me like white teez, dont get me dirty
*french rizz*
1point

#5

damn, you north korea? cause i can’t seem to escape you.
“treat me like white teez, don’t get me dirty”
*north korea rizz*
1point

#6

Your phone number seems heavy. Want me to hold it for you?
0points

#7

i may be a dummkopf, but i'm your dummkopf
me to my gf xD
0points

#8

Are you an angle under 90˚, cause your acute (math rizz)
-1point

#9

Are you a vape? Because I want my mouth against you
treat me like white teez, don’t get me dirty
*french rizz*
-2points

#10

hi again.
you like to suck on your girl’s tits? i have something else you can suck
treat me like white teez, don’t get me dirty (with your cu-)
-2points

#11

Are you a squirrel? Cause I wanna put my nuts in yo mouth(Squirrel rizz)
-3points

#12

you a mommy’s girl cuz i can be your mommy
*rizzedently pins you on the bed*
treat me like white teez dont get me dir-
-3points

#13

Damn are you a bun? Cause I wanna slide my dog into you(hot dog rizz)
-4points

#14

hey u a dildo cuz i really wanna do things to ya
*lesbian spidergirl rizz*
-4points

#15

Damn, are you white bread, because I wanna put you in my toaster
-7points

#16

Damn are you a building? Cause I wanna crash my plane into you(9 11 rizz)
-8points

#17

Does this rag smell funny to you?
-9points

#18

Damn, are you a sock, because I wanna cum in you
-10points

#19

Do you have a mouth, cause I wanna cum in it (harrasment rizz)
-10points

#20

Damn, are you a hole in the wall, cause I wanna cum in you
-11points
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