Hey Pandas, Rant About Anything You Want.

The karens of the world are proof God has a sense of humor

i know im a week late lmao but

pigeons.
pigeons bother me so much.
like, one time i was making out with my boyfriend in our yard (we are the big gay) and some pigeon was just STARING at us. like, bru?? ur a pigeon what is ur problem w gay ppl???? idk since then ive hated pigeons

THAT MY RELIGION AND MY COUNTRY DOES NOT TAKE MENTAL HEALTH AND SEXUALITY SERIOUSLY. IVE BEEN FEELING DEPRESSED IN LOCKDOWN AND I WAS ALWAYS CRYING AND MY WHOLE FAMILY JUST SHAKES IT OF AS ‘SAD’ ITS NOT SAD ITS DEPRESSION .

Inequality. WHATS SO HARD ABOUT TREATING OTHERS NORMALLY, WETHER THEIR BLACK OR WHITE OR LGBT OR ARAB OR HISPANIC OR MUSLIM OR HINDU OR WHAT EVER! WHAT HAVE PEOPLE DONE TO YOU TO DISCRIMINATE THEM AND TREAT THEM LIKE DIRT. IM MOVING TO CANDA SOON AND IM JUST WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO COME UP TO ME AND CALL ME A TERRORIST JUST BECAUSE IM ARAB OR MUSLIM. MORAL OF THIS RANT: TREAT OTHERS EQUALLY PLEASE ITS NOT THAT HARD!!!

thank you for coming to my Ted talk / rant 😊

I know i already posted, but i have a whole list:

Jackets and jeans that always have a lump in them

Asking for longer pants and getting larger ones

Karens that dont wear their masks for the same issue

Teens who make up the stupidest roasts that make no sense as a comeback

oh my gosh just anti-maskers. like, you don't care about your own or others health? you are wearing it to mostly protect other people, and people like me who are at high risk for covid with lung issues and stuff do not appreciate you not wearing a mask for like ten. freaking. minutes. it's not hard, just wear it. i can guarantee you my lung function percentage is much less than most karens and i can breathe just fine with a mask on. there is NO EXCUSE not to wear a mask. if you can give me one VALID reason with REAL EVIDENCE (not fake evidence, like most claims are made with on this topic) on why you shouldn't wear a mask, I will shut up, but I am 100% sure not one karen will be able to find a real reason, they'll just keep saying that 'they have rights' (which is true, you do have rights, but not about this, because you shouldn't want to kill people from not taking precautions. just wear. a freaking. mask. thank you.)

I typed a long rant then accidently deleted it. F**k.

Ok so imma join this. WHY IS PLASTIC SURGERY SO FREAKING POPULAR? NO! These influencers get plastic surgery all over their bodies and then try to f*cking teach us about “natural beauty” HOW THE F IS IT NATURAL? PLASTIC IS NOT NATURAL AND NEEDS TO GET THE HELL OUT OF BEAUTY STANDARDS. AND BEAUTY STANDARDS AS WELL. Pls ban plastic surgery. Thank you for your time.

AUGHHHHHHHH! It has been the longest year of my life. Anxiety and stress and graduation and lgbtq stuff and homophobes and just STUFF.

Ok so most of this won’t make sense because it’s kind of an inside thing, but I have this apocalyptic Lego town, called Razorburg. It’s really cool. I have three people who live in it, Anora, Pierre, and Jean. And it is really important to me.
And before it was my Razorburg, it was a communal Razorburg that my papa had made. But that got destroyed by my mom because us siblings weren’t getting along. I call it The Bombing of Razorburg.
And then I made my new one. It was awesome. My brother lived in it for a while. I had this stove thingy that he made. But we had a deal that whatever is in Razorburg is mine. My brother “moves out” makes his own town. Fast forward a few months, he wants my stove. Says it’s his. I can kinda see his point, but it’s mine. Big fight ensues. I punched him, he hit me, etc. (we actually fight a lot so I was fine) Mom gets mad. (Also Brother had made a different stove. Which he could’ve used. I get the stove back, but Mom says that she will destroy the Legos if we fight over them again. Aka another Bombing of Razorburg. And it’s brother’s fault!!!😡😡😡😡😡 (it’s ok if you guys think it’s my fault I just needed it rant). Razorburg is safely hidden away in my closet for now, which was hard cuz it’s big. I really like it. A lot. I’m actually writing a book based on that game😂
So sorry this was so long.
Also: Karens, Covididiots, and global wanrming. Hates those

Why is the word for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? It doesn’t make any sense! People with that fear legit fear the word for the phobia!! What scientist did this? They have a SUPER bad sense of humor! I translated this to Latin, then to Irish, then to Chinese, then back to Latin, and then English, and it still made no sense!! WTH?

There should be a political party called Canadianism, it would be the one that laughs at the train crash with a explosion that is American politics.

I posted one, here's another.
Kid:I wanna be older so I can drive a car and vote and do what I want
Student loans and taxes and responsibility:Am I a joke to you?