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Hey Pandas, Pretend This Is Your Dog's Search History (Closed)
Animals,DogsJAN 27, 2021

Hey Pandas, Pretend This Is Your Dog's Search History (Closed)

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Based on - pretend this is your cat's search history, but for doggo lovers!

#1

Wot is le owner doing on box with screen
why is owner has box with moving screen and people
is are people colorblind
top 10 prettiest female poodles
9points

#2

how get rid of cat?
why hooman leave?
why hooman no get ball?
why fridge no open?
how get onto counter?
toys4pets bawl (shopping for a ball)
9points

#3

"CARROT FARM WHERE"
"where buy carrot"
"carot"
"dad give me no carrot today what number call for 911"
Yeah, my dog has a 1-track mind.
7points

#4

How to give smellyest fart, BACON, how to fake injury to get humman lovens, where is the most irritate place to pee, and cuddles anonomus
7points

#5

" How two clen duk blod"
" how to escpe nal clipps"
" sqeeks toys"
Yea, lots of How to's
6points

#6

"Will I let my hooman sleep today"
The answer is always no. :(
6points

#7

hw 2 mke cat like me
petco.com
stop humoon from leaving
how 2 get squek toy out from under table
6points

#8

Why dad go shopping???
Buy treetz
How speak English
More toys
English to dog translator
5points

#9

Hwo oto sotp hoomans fomr laeving
5points

#10

"how can i sneak food from the counter"
5points

#11

Bets places to hide soks
50waysofbarking.com
Squirrel recipes
How to scare a kat more
Where the pretty poodle I saw today?
5points

#12

"how to get mor treets"
"wut doz my hooman want frum me"
"how to opin food bukit"
5points

#13

Thank you everybody who posted! I don't think I've ever got this many responses!
5points

#14

bit
nip
cut eyes
SNow
food
nap
yuk kibble
4points

#15

Where is the ball?
How to open fridge?
4points

#16

owh od yuo ate pootatoo
4points

#17

Y cat scratch me
How to blackmail vet
Why other dogs no like me :’(
How to stop mom from leave
Why mom make me go out in rain
Y dont dad like it when I sneeze
Y dont dad like when I boop him wit my nose
How to sleep on moms couch cushion without being caught
How to be lazy
My doggo is a lazy Hawaii-born boi. I’m sure all of this has gone thru his head. (Except the cat one, we don’t have a cat)
4points

#18

" h0w tobig bran trahs when sistr isn lokkin"
"breakexpensiv tings.com"
" gfla;lWKEJFERIO"
" y hooman mad wen i ete yummi hedfons "
4points

#19

How to kill the hooman...
3points

#20

How to get all the pets?
3points
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