I own tons of clothes with fake pockets. I HATE IT! Share some stupid things you own.
#1 C-3po Looking Pretty Excited About Dispensing Tape. I've Had It On My Desk For Decades, Even Though It Doesn't Work. I Have To Use Scissors To Cut Off A Piece Of Tape
55points
#2 Game Boy Phone Case. Yes It Works, No I Don't Regret Getting It
47points
#3 My Skeleton That Rides In The Jeep. The Dog Clearly Hates It
42points
#4 Obviously Everyone Needs A Hellie Cow Cushion
40points
#5 So Many To Choose From!
37points
#6 Our Humidity-Sensitive Weather-Predicting Lady Of Fatima
37points
#7 Urinating Doll: I Found This While Helping My Father Spring Cleaning. I Decided To Keep It. When You Touch The Glass Bubble At The Back, The One In The Front Starts Filling In
36points
#8 This Thing. I Think My Mom Said It Was A Gnome. Yes, It's Stupid. Yes, I Love And Cherish It And I'll Protect It With My Life
35points
#9 My Son Painted This Peanut, And It's So Creepy I Love It
35points
#10 Makes Drinking A Hobby!!??
34points
#11 A Little Sign My Dad Had On His Desk For Years
32points
#12 This Cheetah I Bought Last Weekend For No Other Reason Besides Seeing It Alone In The Target Checkout (With A Tag) And Deciding It Was Coming With Me
30points
#13 A 1930s Policeman Hood Ornament Owned By My Grandad Who Was A Mechanic
29points
#14 I Use Blobby The Blobfish As A Reading Glasses Holder So I Always Know Where To Find Them.
29points
#15 Found This At A Goodwill A While Ago. Went Back A Few Months Later And Decided To Buy It. I Call It The Oreo Chalice
27points
#16 "What's Your Pleasure Sir". I Have So Many Weird Things Around My House But This Was The Closest To My Desk, And Yes That Is A Bust Of Duke Nukem Behind It
23points
#17 Falcon 9 Socks Dispenser, With Dragon And Doge On Board!
20points
#18 A Safing Pin From A Minuteman II Intercontinental Ballistic Missle (Icbm). Can't Say How I Own This.
20points
#19 This Magnificent Otter, And It's An Egg Cup Too!
20points
#20 Piggy Light!
18points