No matter what kind of humor you like, from dad jokes to dark twists, post the first joke that comes to your mind.
#1
What do you call a group of frog puppets?
A kermitee (committee)
A kermitee (committee)
sorry this joke sucks
2points
#2
I lost a buttonhole.
1point
#3
There was once this guy who was flying his private jet to Mexico, but somewhere along the way, the plane started malfunctioning, so he jumped off. He landed on the ledge of window of the 50th floor of a skyscraper. Inide, he can see a woman busy typing away on a computer. He tapped on the glass and she opened the window.
"Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" He asks her.
"You're on the ledge of window of the 50th floor of a skyscraper," She replies.
"Are you, by any chance, and engineer?" He asks.
"Yes, I am! How did you know?" She says.
"Well, everything you told me is 100% true, but is also 100% useless." He chuckles.
"Are you a manager, sir?" The woman asks.
"Yes I am, how could you tell?"
"You don't know where you are, you don't know how you got here, but now all of a sudden it's my problem!"
"Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" He asks her.
"You're on the ledge of window of the 50th floor of a skyscraper," She replies.
"Are you, by any chance, and engineer?" He asks.
"Yes, I am! How did you know?" She says.
"Well, everything you told me is 100% true, but is also 100% useless." He chuckles.
"Are you a manager, sir?" The woman asks.
"Yes I am, how could you tell?"
"You don't know where you are, you don't know how you got here, but now all of a sudden it's my problem!"
1point