Hey Pandas, Let’s Play Would You Rather! (Closed)

I’ll go first---
Would you rather...

Eat pizza for a year or eat salad for a year?
(You can have any types or toppings)

Would you rather have Christmas every day for a year or Halloween every day for a year?

Would you rather:
1. Be able to speak every language in the world or
Be able to speak to animals (any animal)
2. Be blind or be deaf
3.No Netflix or no YouTube

would you rather eat toothpaste or drink mouth wash?

Would you rather...
give up your sense of humor or gain more sarcasm?

Would you rather meet your exact match in a spouse/partner or your exact match in a best friend?

Would you rather be a cat for a day or a dog for a day

Would you rather.....

Listen to some song you greatly dislike on loop for 24 hours nonstop or watch a move you greatly dislike on loop for 24 hours nonstop?

Would you rather be able to fly or be invisible?

Would you rather:

1. Swing on a star?
2. Carry moonbeams home in a jar?
3. Stay as you are?
4. Be a pig?

I'd rather have burning needles stuck in my eyes than have that orange idiot on the ballot.

Would you rather never be able to eat your favorite food again
or never be able to pet your pets again

Would you rather...

Not have to go to school/work forever or not be able to go on vacation ever again?

Would you rather have Instagram or Facebook?
Would you rather have Snapchat or Messenger?

Would you rather:

Cry hot tar?
or
Sneeze with the force of a shotgun?

-Would you rather wear an old fashioned corset, or five inch heels for 24 hours?
-Would you rather forget all the people you've lost, or remember them?
-would you rather have a mouth on your hand, or eyes on your hands?
-would you rather have six eyes, or be blind in one eye?

1. Would you rather get an instant promotion by sleeping with the boss or through honest, hard work?
2. Watch a couple kiss for five minutes straight or watch a graphic sex scene with your parents?
3. Aliens or robots take over the world?
4. Have your house infested withs rats or bugs?

I think the first two really show how wierd I am.

Would you rather eat Marmite or Vegemite?

Would you work a normal job and get 1 million a year or not work at all and recieve 250,000 dollars a year?

Would you rather get a punch in the face from Mike Tyson or get kicked in the nuts by Jackie Chan?