Hey Pandas, Let's Play Two Truths And A Lie (Closed)

1) 3rd grade I converted half of my class to act like cats and religiously speak in a German accent.
2) I had a funeral for a paralyzed ladybug that was led by a 9 year old Jewish rabbi (self identified rabbi)
3) I've had a bag of baking soda under my bed for 3 years

1) My wife and I were in Blockbuster, where the only other person there perusing the videos was Tom Cruise.
2) I’ve survived a shark attack, but my stomach looks like the Grand Canyon.
3) I live in the UK and have seen a large cat (e.g., Panther) roaming in a field near me.

1: I have been outside of the United States and even number of times.
2: I, at one point in life, was anorexic
3: I've never lost or broken a pair of glasses.

1. I wear glasses
2. I like to draw
3. I use photo editing softwares daily

1. I have been convicted of stealing air pods in the 6th grade, even though I didn't
2. I'm a broken extrovert, I love talking, but am super shy at first.
3. I was called a racist twat

1. I like to draw
2. I like to write
3. One of the things above is a lie. This is a truth ;)

1. my oldest ancestor was a friend of the Chinese emperor
2. I am 30 years old (well, you can tell from my profile pic
3. I once had a pet shark

I play piano
I love public speaking and pressure washing (?) XD
My favorite author is Jodi Picoult

1. I have never broken a bone
2. My sister is special needs
3. I have sprained my left wrist and ankle

1. I have only 2 aunts, but 11 cousins.
2. I am an only child.
3. I once had a pet duck.

My high school driver's ed teacher married a girl I dated before him.

I spent Easter vacation week in Disneyworld seven years in a row but I've never been on a ride there.

I avoided getting arrested by telling the cop I was collecting peppers to feed to a salamander.

Im too late... welp here goes:

1. I go to a private school
2. I play minecraft
3. I like pineapple on pizza

1. i have a bf
2. im bi
3. i have friends

1. I have a human soul
2. I don't like people much
3. I am a slytherin

1. I was fishing and there was a corpse in the water
2. I almost drowned at a summer camp
3. I'm Catholic

1.) I stole cutlery from my former employer
2.) I went diving once and cut my knee open
3.) I have a severe fear of giraffes

1. I have several tattoos
2. I am a console gamer.
3. I have a black cat.

1. I've performed in New Orleans.
2. I've performed in Memphis.
3. I've been to Carnegie Hall.

1: I have been out side of America three times as a 7-yo

2:I have five family members (including pet)

3:I own a hairless cat

1. I have a cat
2. I am bilingual
3. I am a velociraptor