Hey Pandas, Let's Play A Story Game (Closed)

The doctor turned him down because he was not equipped for his special needs. Dismayed, the dragon went to the local bar.

To his complete surprise, while chatting with the bartender and having a pint he found out that the bartender once went through exactly the same situation.

Seeing a man on a street corner he inquired, "Hey, mister, got a light?"

So the left “woke” cancelled his dragon culture.

Frustrated, he went back to the bar and asked the bartender if he could go back to the cave and to his surprise, the bartender said yes, slowly sipped his beer and watched Spud's reaction, "I went back too. There is a way. First, I had my balls removed."

And then he said, oh that’s ok and put the balls in his jacket’s pockets on the table. The bartender said i feel you have more balls. And he said sorry i forgot the ones in my backpack. And he gave all his to the bartender. He said “ok you silly, time to go back to the cavey.”

He narrows his eyes at the bartender and says, "I'll go back after a couple more drinks and some dancing out on the dance floor.

He than danced until the bar closed and went home tired and drunk.

As he arrived home, exhausted and fumbling weakly as he tried turning the key into the lock, he felt his legs giving way underneath him.

When he stumbled in the door, he didn’t even notice the shadow on the wall. He dragged his heavy tail to his bed and laid down. He knew he wasn’t going to fall asleep for a long time.

And there he slept for such a long time

he dreamed he had lost his shadow

So he thought he was a witch

But he wasn’t. The only thing he was, was a