Hey Pandas, In Case Of Zombie Attack, What's Your Weapon? (Closed)

My brain is my first best weapon. After that, the long-handled machete.

Crap all my cool stuff for zombie killing is at home... I have to make do with an umbrella and defensive keychain.

H A R R Y P O T T E R

Anti-Zombie spray/anti-zombie bullets in my .22

Couch/couch pillow 😬

a RoTtEn TrEe BrAnCh

I do FX makeup and I act so imma do zombie makeup and act like a zombie to stay safe from being attacked. that or knife.

A very large ceramic cathedral with 2 tall spires, a can of window cleaner, foam, not liquid, my laptop and a very pissed off void.

If I get to choose anything, a flaming chainsaw.
If I have to make it out of something near me, protractor kitchen knife oversharpened pencil.

If I get to use anything a Hecate II Anti Material Rifle if something easily sourced at my house my 3 pitbulls.

My Shinai I guess hopefully I can hit em with this bamboo sword or some old college books.

Nearest to me? A Kriss Vector.

My cello of course! Its large, durable, has a spikey at the end and if you lay below the bridge (which you shouldn't) it makes an eardrum-shattering sound!

a table :)

My book bag ,45 lbs (approximately) and slightly spikey.

Edibles.. calm those bitches down which I devise a cunning plan to escape

I have a Jack Russell...

My IRL answers are my laptop, cell phone, and a tray table.
if I can make it to the shed, I at least get a a shovel or oh, wait there is a big prybar in the garage.

Salt. Assuming it's a traditional zombie.