A horde of zombies is attacking your house, your only weapon is whatever happens to be closest to you right this moment in real life (not including your phone).
What's Your Weapon?
#1
If the zombies want my brains, they're going to have to get through me and my... pencil!? I'm doomed, guys.
12points
#2
a umbrella, sharp, pointy, and good for slappin
7points
#3
Beware, Zombies!!!!! I have a sewing needle and I'm not afraid to use it!!!!
6points
#4
c h a i r
6points
#5
Can I survive with a Roku remote? Oh, wait, no I died.
6points
#6
My Eragon collector's life-size swords
5points
#7
A copy of Romeo and Juliet i have to read for school.
5points
#8
My best friend. Good thing she's tall and can throw people across rooms.
5points
#9
my homemade pickaxe
4points
#10
I’ll just hide upstairs. I defy anyone to get up those stairs without my cat going for their legs 😂😂
4points
#11
Spearfishing gun. Reusable ammunition, as you could just reel it back, and powerful, as it can spear directly through a skull.
4points
#12
Water bottle full of water. Just hit them over the head with it
4points
#13
I’ll stab them with the neck of my bass
4points
#14
Maybe a halberd, which is a sort of sword or axe blade on a long strong pole. If you have to decapitate the zombies in order to kill them, then you can hack away at them from several feet away, where any other sort of bladed weapon would require you to get closer. And unlike a chainsaw, it never needs refeuling!
4points
#15
My reclining arm chair. And I'm defending that chair with my all.
4points
#16
A double bladed magical sword and my sisters deadly comebacks
4points
#17
My extra-chonky purse!
3points
#18
Yay! I’m standing next to my nightstand! 9mm Glock for the win! I never get anything good in these games. But I wouldn’t stand around and fight. I’m out. Hate zombies.
3points
#19
Axe throwing baby
3points
#20
I'll bash their head in with this decorative porcelain dia de los muertos doggo head.
3points