Who doesn't love pets? That furry friend that greets you at the door and the one you can cuddle with late at night. Almost everyone has one and who can blame them? Who doesn't want someone to love them unconditionally?
But have you ever wondered what would happen if your pet talked, I sure have?
So pandas if your pet could talk, what would it say?
#1
At this very moment, my cat with whom I am sharing my chair would say: "Move, hooman, this is my spot."
16points
#2
"NO BOOP" >:(
15points
#3
My dog would say "Hooman stop talking in a baby voice and get meh food."
14points
#4
My rabbit princess would say: "Every living creature on earth shall obey me! I'm the almighty overlord! Commit yourselves to me worthless living being"! And my dog would say: "MEAT!"
14points
#5
My dog would say two things, "Gimme food," or, "Come play with me."
12points
#6
"Where's my food?" -My black cat. "I feel like biting my brother today." -My torbie.
12points
#7
My 2 cats would be saying "FEED ME AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!!!!"
11points
#8
Parakeet 1 : Hey, stop touching me !
Parakeet 2: Im not touching you, your touching me !
Parakeet 3 : SHUT UP !
* I come downstairs
Cockatiel: Oh good , the parakeets are on the verger of killing each other.
Parakeet 2: Im not touching you, your touching me !
Parakeet 3 : SHUT UP !
* I come downstairs
Cockatiel: Oh good , the parakeets are on the verger of killing each other.
10points
#9
My youngest cat would probably tell me to feed him, and my oldest would scream at people to leave him alone (he’s very independent and hates cuddles)
9points
#10
"why the hekk you wake me up at 3 am making the weird sound, awwwwwww all the time??!??!"
8points
#11
gib food nao
7points
#12
My cat would probably ask for even more food than he already does...
7points
#13
Cat 1 (my husbands cat): Your Mother is never coming home, ever again. Despair.
Cat 2 (my cat): Lies! Mother loves me! She will return!
Me coming back from the mail box: Hey Dumb Dumbs, miss me?
Cat 2 (Meeting me at the landing and escorting me up the stairs): Mommy! I love you! I knew you'd return! Love me! Love me!
Cat 1(draped across the back of the couch, has not moved for hours, flips me off by minutely flicking his tail): No, go away and take the loud one with you.
Cat 2 (my cat): Lies! Mother loves me! She will return!
Me coming back from the mail box: Hey Dumb Dumbs, miss me?
Cat 2 (Meeting me at the landing and escorting me up the stairs): Mommy! I love you! I knew you'd return! Love me! Love me!
Cat 1(draped across the back of the couch, has not moved for hours, flips me off by minutely flicking his tail): No, go away and take the loud one with you.
5points
#14
Why you keep waking me up at 2am?! Its so hard not to pet her she is a kitten and looks so adorable when she sleeps.
4points
#15
Where are my testicles?
4points
#16
Dad walks into room: Oh yes, servant 3!
He gets a drink and leaves: Fine, back to servants 1 and 2 ( me and brother)
Mom walks in: OH YES ALPHA I HAVE SPOTTED FRESH SQUIRREL TO BARK AT
Mom leaves: SERVANTS I COMMAND YOU TO BRING ME UP OF THE STAIRS
( He isn't allowed upstairs)
This is what I imagine him as
He gets a drink and leaves: Fine, back to servants 1 and 2 ( me and brother)
Mom walks in: OH YES ALPHA I HAVE SPOTTED FRESH SQUIRREL TO BARK AT
Mom leaves: SERVANTS I COMMAND YOU TO BRING ME UP OF THE STAIRS
( He isn't allowed upstairs)
This is what I imagine him as
3points
#17
I've taught my 3-year granddaughter that one of our three pitbulls, Lucy, says "Oh Dear God" whenever she is there.
3points
#18
if i had a pet it would say "I WUV U"
3points
#19
Gizmo (my young horse): I am the Boss. The only Boss. This is why I need food
Cartmen (my retired horse) : I am not boss. Just sweet and happy. And needing food...... like now
Gizmo: NO! All food is for me! 'Cause I am boss! and fast! and smart!
Cartmen : *nom nom*
Gizmo: 0-0
Cartmen: *nom nom nom nom*
Gizmo: *nom nom nom nom nom*
Both horses: *nom nom nom nom*................thanx mom
3points
#20
probably "HEY, HUMAN!!! GIVE PETS SO I CAN BITE YOU!!!!!!!! or just give food and toy, anything works..
(he's a dog)
2points