Hey Pandas, If Your Brain Could Text Your Body What Would It Say? (Closed)

Knock it off!

Please drink water, I'm turning into a raisin. Also, you suck.

Why are you texting me when neither of us is a phone? Talk, please!

No, we do NOT desperately need to take a sh!t right now! Get your f**king act together! Also, f*ck you, intestines! (Chronic bowel issues, whoopee!)

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