Hey Pandas, If Your Brain Could Text Your Body What Would It Say? (Closed)

Stop spending so much time on Bored Panda. Get your a*s off the couch and do something productive.

work with me please

You're not hungry. You're bored.

get your act together hoe

You ARE beautiful.

Hot flash coming in! Hot flash coming in! Hot flash coming in!

Get me out of here.

Move your eyelids!! Its not bedtime yet! Its only 3am.. lets watch one more vid

Probably the same few bars of the song lyrics stuck in my head all the time.

Your need for sleep shows me you are weak and pathetic. I'll fix that by keeping you awake.

Here, have some cringey images and sounds that you don't want to think about

Don't give up on running that 3 km run. HOW EXACLTY, ARE MY FEET KILLING ME AT 300 METERS!?

Taking a page from Douglas Adams, "We apologize for the inconvenience."

Just breathe. You've got this.

And on the radio, we here november rainn, that solos pretty long, but its a good refrainnn- hey do you want brie cheese?? I want cheese-We listened to it twice, cuz the DJ is asleepp-I wonder if bleeding eyeballs hurt. Lets draw Akaza in Nezuko's outfit-you need to go write-Yoriichi is gonna crochet socks for Michikatsu-sadness sockssss-I WANT FUZZY SOCKS!-Men who can knit are hot-

"okay, so we have a few hours before we have to go anywhere, this would be a great time to get some of our missing homework done!" "hey, so, not sure if you saw the last text, i'd like us to get homework done. please." "hey! you! are you reading my texts??" "STOP IGNORING ME, B***H, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING." "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

Step away from the cake

You are waaaay overdue for a shower, dude

you need to listen to me when i tell you not do do something

“You are weak and pathetic and I must punish you for your inade- are those donuts? Go eat the donuts. Then I will punish you.”