Not my story but my dad's
so this was..last week or this week.I was doing my school work and my dad was playing a game.He gets a call and answers it..you know.. as you do. The caller wanted to buy the house and all I heard from my dad(out of context because I didn't know who had called) was: chicken salad sandwich,I pooped in it..that is why I'm selling it.That is all I remember..... -w- that caller said my dad was bing rude (or something like that) and all my dad said was "you called me"
Not much of a story.it was funny though. :3