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Hey Pandas, If You Were An Inanimate Object, What Would You Be And Why? (Closed)
CuriositiesJUN 5, 2025

Hey Pandas, If You Were An Inanimate Object, What Would You Be And Why? (Closed)

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I'd like to be a satellite. How about you?

#1

A lighthouse. Looking out the ocean all the time...I'd like that.
4points

#2

a pc of a gamer. im addicted to video games
4points

#3

Joke answer. A statue, that way I would be out on a pedestal and everyone would look up at me.

Serious answer, a guitar or some other kind of musical instrument? Something that can provide not to others.
3points

#4

I like trains and I like long place names, so I would probably say the sign at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch station (Anglesey, Wales)
3points

#5

A teddy bear.
Think about it. You'd get to be someone's best friend, partner in crime, and superhero sidekick all in one. Plus you get to lie in bed all day.
2points

#6

Not a d*ldo that's for sure
1point
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