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Hey Pandas, If You Were An Assassin, Who Would You Assassinate? (Closed)
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Hey Pandas, If You Were An Assassin, Who Would You Assassinate? (Closed)

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I would say who I would but i don't want any comebacks!

#1

Simple, assassinate anyone who stands in your way to glory. but if that person pays you well enough, then I say work with them. this is advice coming from a true assassin. so you better take it
9points

#2

Amber Turd >:( Bring back Johnny!
7points

#3

Putin, and anybody who takes his place. (KGB this is a joke please don’t raid my hou-)
5points

#4

I don't have many enemies...
I have a HUGE soft spot for cats...
I would assassinate the person who poisoned @TheNotSoPerfectLyric's cat...
... If anyone else knows someone who hurt a cat, please tell me in the comments. I will... dispose of them
meow
5points

#5

Thats confidential
4points

#6

My Step-Dad. He's a jerk!
3points

#7

Anyone who tries to steal my boyfriend
3points

#8

I’m totally gonna get put on the FBI watchlist for this one... 😅
Trump or the Zodiac killer.
They deserve it.
3points

#9

100% The person who poisoned my cat, he died a year ago and he was super friendly. Some people are dark and dislike cats
3points

#10

I know I'm going to get downvoted for this but: I would assassinate Trump.
3points

#11

i would assassinate my enemies :)
2points

#12

Trump and my ex
2points

#13

My bullies. Man, if I could I would go quiet kid at them.
2points

#14

My ex-boyfriend
Trump
My parents
My brother
My friend-
My homophobic classmates
My racist classmates
My sexist classmates
My math teacher
And a lot of other people-
2points

#15

All the people who tried to kill puppies.
2points

#16

Cops
1point

#17

My crippling self-doubt
1point

#18

I would assassinate you.
0points

#19

pLEASE no assassinations today. Good vibes instead :D, have some flowers!
✨🌸🌱🌼🌻💐🌹🌿🌷🌺✨
0points

#20

this girl i went to school with's dad bc he murdered her >:( he shot her and burned her :( she was really sweet
0points
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