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Hey Pandas, If You Died And Your Last Google Searches Were Your Eternal Ads Forever, What Would They Be? (Closed)
CuriositiesAPR 11, 2022

Hey Pandas, If You Died And Your Last Google Searches Were Your Eternal Ads Forever, What Would They Be? (Closed)

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Straightforward. The last 24 hours of searches are directly impacting your eternal ad in hell. What are you getting on your hell book feed?

#1

Umm...
Yeah, just stuff like "can a human drink just blood like a vampire" or "how long does it take a single human to fill a Olympic-size swimming pool with their saliva" and "can you live without your stomach".
5points

#2

Is ambiance a music genre? (It is btw.)
4points

#3

zelda breath of the wild recipes.
( I'm a 43 yo child)😅
4points

#4

Medieval torture techniques, the worst torture techniques, and how long can the brain function after decapitation (The longest ever recorded was 1.5 minutes and yes research does show after being beheaded the brain can function for a short time)
4points

#5

Death on the Nile
(Great movie btw and I plan on reading the book)
3points

#6

My fictional crush. I've searched him up countless times at this point.
2points

#7

Florida man november 11
No context needed. It's funnier without
2points

#8

fox noises😅 i had no idea what noise they make, they squeak and it’s adorable
2points

#9

"Florida man august 14'' andd "Harry Styles"
2points

#10

Um, if it includes my inprivate browsing, then I'm in trouble, but for the most part, gmail, eAchieve (my online school), Bored Panda, how to clear cookies, and Canva. Nothing too big. Oh, and also how to get a slab of stone off the top of a shrine in BOTW. P.S. for all the other BOTW players out there, use stasis and then hit it a TON. But inprivate browsing is a whole other story; I googled some CRAZY stuff. I am no longer innocent.
2points

#11

Blue fire game walkthrough and chopping broccoli snl song. Lol we were talking about old snl skits at work. Also great song if y'all haven't heard it! Dana Carvey is hilarious!
1point

#12

google mail, (waiting for someone to talk too.)
1point

#13

Well, I'm not too upset about this, it's my fav person: Louis Tomlinson!!
1point

#14

Maria Tallchief's work with the hamburg ballet and Florida Man Feburary 8
1point

#15

Florida Man August 19
1point

#16

best competitive beyblade combos
0points

#17

Markiplier Residen evil 7 part 7
0points

#18

Is urban Xtreme dog friendly?
0points

#19

Zodiac sign Libra kotlc
Its my latest search. Just found out Im a Libra and NOT a Scorpio. Plus, for pandas which even remembers me by 1% would probably know that I'm quite obsessed with kotlc.
0points

#20

I just answered an Ask Pandas question about Florida men doing stuff on my birthday so there’s that, and then like 4 different searches for a cone riding a skateboard.
0points
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