Choose wisely :D - You're probably going to be using it very oftenly!
#1
You are a boil, on the butt of humanity!
2points
#2
When someone says “I’m not as dumb as I look!” I say, “Oh, you couldn’t possibly be!”.
2points
#3
"Well im sleeping with your wife." Seinfeld reference
1point
#4
S**t on it
0points
#5
Twatbasket.
-1point