Hey Pandas, If You Could Have Any Superpower, Which One Would It Be?

I would want to read minds but ONLY when I chose to do so!

To make other people shart themselves with nothing more than a thought.

Mind Manipulation. I.e telepathy, mind control, etc. I could change the world with it.

Luck Manipulation:

Transferring Luck from one person to another

Draining/Temporarily increasing someone's Luck

Manipulating/Causing Omens (Mirror shattering, Black Cats, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Partial Transformation based on Omens (Black Cat/Mynah/etc. physiology, Glass shard growths on body, etc.)

TALKING TO ANIMALS

I think I speak for every genderfluid person when I say this...

SHAPESHIFTING!!!!!

Telekinesis

The ability to regrow organs

Future telling, but only when I choose to do so. Like to see what people will be when they're older, see relationships, etc. And I would use this to help people like if they feel discouraged.

Also midnight reading so I can see this sh!t people think about me but only when I choose to.

The ability to change the atomic makeup of things by rearranging subatomic particles like protons and electrons. I could make or destroy anything I want, and reality could be whatever I want it to be.

Probability manipulation. The chance that it’ll snow tomorrow is 2%? Nope, now it’s 100%! The chance that global warming is a thing is 100%? Nope, now it’s 0%!
The chance that I’ll ever come out of the closet is 0%? Let’s change that!

Shape-shifting. Turning into animals or other people would be great

telepathy!

I'd like to fly but i'd really like to make myself invisible sometimes. You can see peoples true character when they think no one can see them. I could also really observe how wild animals truly live without human intrusion.

The ability to slow down time.