Can be as dark or lighthearted you want just something :)
#1
I would stop myself from trying to cooperate/befriend a girl my then best friend was close with. She's screwed up my life quite a bit, and I don't particularly like the part of me that comes out when I'm around her, or the grudge I still have.
3points
#2
I would give a big box of condoms to Nigel Farage’s dad.
2points
#3
Probably from actually sticking my tongue on a frozen pole.
2points
#4
I would take the whole bottle
0points
#5
I would have started spamming sooner, 1 year ago to be exact
-3points