Hey Pandas, If You Could Go Back In Time And Change One Thing, What Would It Be? (Closed)

I wouldn’t have gone to college.

i wulve gotten me an IEP sooner, i was told at four i was to " smart" to have autism and only got my IEP in ninth grade. It would have saved a lot of trouble and tears if i had gotten it sooner

Talk Mark David Chapman out of it.

Kick Woodrow Wilson down the stairs so he doesn't win the election and cause:
- The US to hesitate in joining World War 1
- Russia to starve due to Germany
- Leading to the formation of the USSR
- Wilson personally vetoing Japan's proposal to end racism in the Treaty Of Versailles
- Giving Japan their own islands to be racist to, therefore kicking off Japan obliterating the entirety of east Asia
- The USSR being something Hitler could rally against to rise to power
- Nuclear bombs being developed and nearly destroying the world several times over
- Korean and Vietnam wars
- The USSR pressuring the Middle East, forming rebellious groups
- Said rebellious groups being assisted by the US government because they're anti-Soviets
- Aforementioned said rebellious groups switching ideologies from "get the USSR out of here" to "let's be super f*cking mad all the time" once the USSR falls
- Al-Qaeda, one of the previous aforementioned said rebellious groups, crashing planes into the World Trade Center
- The Middle East being bombed into tuna paste due to wars caused by Al-Qaeda crashing planes into the World Trade Center
- China becoming the world's first intergalactic empire due to communism and being allergic to high school students with shopping bags
- North Korea threatening to nuke us every 2 seconds
- Ham and Banana Hollandaise, along with the rest of those disgusting 1950's cuisines, existing
- People build buildings out of something else other than raw cubes of concrete that fall apart within 10 months

I would have saved more money and bought a home.

Prevent the invention of plastic.

If 8 had a time machine, wouldn't that make me immortal? If so then I would go to the start of humanity just to watch us progress through time.

I'd warn my parents to re-arrange the money transfer to the bank. Would save our family from banckrupty and debt and a close family friend from getting shot and bound to a wheelchair.
I'd also try to convince my mom to go to the medic more often, so she discover the cancer sooner.

I'd have taken my dx of prediabetes seriously.

I would go back to 15 years and tell myself than I don't really want kids!

Also when I would kill Osama Bin Laden I would also stop 9/11 and save millions of jews when I kill Hitler

I would take a hi-res camera back to the Jurassic period. and record all life on earth.

Prevent the assassination of Czar Alexander II. He was a reformer, and if he had not died in 1881, Russia would probably have continued to progress ethically and socially. Maybe if he had lived to a ripe old age and died of natural causes, Communism would never have taken root in Russia, and we would never have had the Soviet Union.

1. Tell the priest to put Hitler back in the fountain
2. Sit down with my younger self and say, "Your gay." And just walk away. No questions asked, no questions answered. Hopefully that would make me realize that sooner.

Nothing, if i change one thing, everything will be changed

I'd find out what started my brother's alcoholism. That moment when he thought that climbing into a bottle was better than living a sober life. I always thought he would have done so much more if he hadn't given into the demons. But his addiction destroyed his kidneys and cost him his life.

Just to change that one moment might have meant he'd still be here.

I would go back and tell my mom to not put me on the school I was for years (mobbing, bullying, abusive teachers) then I would tell my self to learn when it is neccessary and to make more friends and go to more partys. You only life once and I wasted soooo much chances...

Show my dad what happened to my older sister and me after she told me everything that he did to her. Hopefully he would treat my older sister like an actual human being rather than a crusty piece of s**t stuck on his shirt.

I would go back and have one more conversation with my dad. I love you daddy ❤

Making a list of natural disasters with exact timing and hand over cruicial information to several sources. The usual stuff like "There will be an earthquake, on that Island a vulcano will errupt, 2019 will have pandemic - here's the formula for the vaccine and where it starts"