Hey Pandas, If You Could Go Back In A Time Machine 100,000 Years, And Write Something On A Cave Wall For A Archaeologist To Find, What Would You Write? (Closed)

It wouldn't die! So we sealed it in this cave.

"Ok, whatever you think these drawings mean, you are wrong." Mess with their heads.

“If you can read this you’re too close”

"The cake is a lie"

Alternativley:
"Romanes eunt domus"

By 2020 3 out of 4 people will be too stupid to survive on their own.

"Look behind you"

*the wall behind them:*

"Look behind you"

"E=Mc^2". Either that or "opened the box, cat was fully gone. Tried it myself, ended up here and now. Did you know T-Rexes have gills?"

Stay away from eating bats.

I would sculpture a poster
,,Have you seen me?
Hi, I am Fluffy and I am a pure breed T-Rex. My family is waiting for me. Please contact them if you notice me

And then a beautiful dino sculpture

Global warming is freaking real, ignore the big oil corporations. Don't let them keep intoxicating our world. You only have until 2090 before humanity goes bye-bye.
Or, in layman's terms (for the science non-believers): Big oil is bad. Big oil make air dirty and earth sick. Stop them or people go boom-boom in 2090.

Stop looking, your car keys are behind the sofa

Be excellent to eachother
(Drawing of Bill and Ted playing air guitar)

Please leave the cave as nice as you found it.

My wife banned me to this cave for using her tweezers for other uses. Do not touch the tweezers.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear

Kilroy was here .

Stop the Percy Jackson movies from being made. Please. I beg of you.

OR

Let me sleep.

"I got a jar of dirrrrt I got a jar of dirrrrt and guess what's inside it"

How To Make a Wheel: Find something round. Make a hole in the middle. Put a stick in the . . . ah, never mind. You can't read yet.