Hey Pandas, If Everyone Had To Have A Warning Sign, What Would Yours Be? (Closed)

I highly suggest you think you before you speak.

Warning: may randomly fall into a pit of despair

wet floor sign (wink)

WARNING: Introvert, won't make a sound until you talk about something i'm really interested in. (but will still be quiet until comfortable)

Will make you mentally uncomfortable in ways you never knew you could get uncomfortable.

…Before I say this, I once got in a small bit of trouble for a misunderstanding on my friends part. Anyway, it’d probably be that I make self detrimental jokes, and my one time friend noticed one and told my mum, and she wasn’t concerned (knowing her own humor) and it was explained, and was kinda forgotten for the most part.

That or I am a pure chaotic being which can go from being nice to you, to attempting to steal your dog.

If you hate classical music or ESPECIALLY if you think it’s boring, don’t tell me, I will be horrified, then mortally offended, then very very angry. If you’re not a classical musician or have no interest in classical music, DO NOT mention it or I will start spouting way too much info at you that you didn’t need to know. But if you are a classical musician, PLEASE come find me if I don’t seek you out first so we can spout random info and listen to/play awesome music together.

Do not say the words movie, script, or writing, or even breathe near me, or else I'll launch into my 6-hour interpretive dance/opera/TED talk about how much Quentin Tarantino means to me, and I'll probably cry and try to show you my writing. (Spoiler alert: it's not good.)

Ear Protection must be worn

Warning: Like a pufferfish. Sweet and happy but do not touch, scare, or threaten.

Warning: You are about to step into the Twilight Zone, & I don’t mean vampires.

TRIGGER
Not sure what that means? Stick around a little while, I'm bound to say something that'll set you off.

Warning: do not scare. he only knows the fight procedure

warning: either weird, quiet, and boring, OR weird, loud, and annoying. if the latter: for those who have pissed me off, ear protection may be required as this person will blast weird music at you until you beg for mercy

Warning: may spontaneously shut down, have a panic attack, start talking about edible garden weeds (no, not marijuana, like creeping Charlie), shriek for no reason, or disappear only to magically reappear once you break out the cheese.

Warning: Will get waaaaaay to invested into the story of a movie and get upset for fictional characters (I don't cry I just stuff in my eyes)

Warning: I will start talking about cars so excessively that it gets boring, I have a sharp tongue, I will always be on time, I’m very honest(I suck at faking it or lying), I may not care about your feelings, I have a short temper sometimes and that I am passionate about things and that I can be aggressive.

Warning: I’m a nerd but also a major lacrosse fanatic. I will bust your butt off if you think I can’t hang.