Hey Pandas, If Everyone Had To Have A Warning Sign, What Would Yours Be? (Closed)

Warning; fire hazard, prone to almost dying repeatedly and then walking away with like a tiny scratch (why does this happen this damn much), if you ask him about his books he will never shut up

Warning: Do not mention Heartstopper or she will talk to you for an hour, then repeatedly ask you who is your favorite character until you say Nick Nelson

Warning: Speaks fast and has an obsession with odd things. Also do not mention things about books because I will start ranting.

I will talk your ear off if you mention a topic I find interesting or enjoy and I feel comfortable around you. Beware.

In public~I am quiet and probably angry at life and everything in it. Then when you're alone with me (As FRIENDS ofc) I'll probably turn into a little monster who sings and dances around joyfully and loves life. Just your average little two-sided weirdo ^^

Warning: Prone to bouts of boredom, attention drifting, and not giving a f*ck.

I will go from being the happiest person alive to super depressed in two seconds. Don't be alarmed.

I have ADHD and you will have to repeat things sometimes because I am basically Dory.

Smiles to much

Very sus :3🍩

Talking slowly and taking a bunch of pauses, I am trying to calm down and not rip your face off.

Warning: Will eat ANYTHING (includes a highlighter, dogfood, handsanitizer, tinfoil, wax, candle, waxpaper, raw egg, paper, pencil, and many other dangerous materials). Highly dangerous, and will dropkick you if provoked too much.

Couple: plant nerd, so don't get me started about plants (unless you like them too).
Also, I'm pretty tolerant of most people. But if I turn and walk away, it means you've either pi$$ed me off, or you're too close.

I am a dangerous, dramatic alien lap cactus. Beware of alien lasers. Do not anger, or consequences shalt be severe. Have entire uncover alien hedgehog troop under control. Has hyperactive & grumpy alien pet turtles, screaming fur balls of evil overlords Donut and Snape, and the annual alien doggo racing 100 meter sprint champion Mint… for the 6th year in a row. Beware the evil toothpick holder.

Too hot to handle, of course! 😝 /jk

Warning: Will hit you as a sign of affection. Do not approach when the Adderall has not been taken.

Simply put: irritating, can cause acute irritation symptoms. A t-shirt with a text and a warning sign would be fun.

Warning: Ask about Sims and you will be forever stood listening to me go on about storylines, family trees, six month-old saves, upcoming updates, expansion pack teasers, etc (My friends made that mistake, never again).

Warning: will apologize until YOU feel sorry but not to make you feel bad, simply bc I want to make it right

Warning: will easily become extremely depressed, doesn’t really eat much of anything, has very bad mental health.

If you mention star wars, then grab a chair. You will be here a few hours.