Hey Pandas, How Old Are You?

since matter cannot be created or destroyed, technically i'm 13.7 billion years old
but my id says 14 so i guess i'll just go with that

72 today. Share a birthday with Mick Jagger, Kevin Spacey, Helen Miren, and Stanley Kubrick.

55 on paper
65 in the mirror
75 in my bones
85 in my mind
95 in my brain - forgetfulness
Oh wait, what were we talking about, and get off my lawn.

Old enough to have been born

I am 12, but coming to 13. So technically I am not a teen, but my parents still call me a teen.

I am about 5000 years old, give or take (it really is boring trying to count your age)

I am 12 and I am stressing out abt going into year 8 XD

My last birthday came and went without much fanfare. There was a small gathering, a few drinks, a nice meal, the usual stuff.

It was my 45th birthday. Nothing remarkable about that, I thought. Until, some months later, when I was given a survey card to complete at my local hospital asking how I thought they were doing. I completed it right up to the part where it asked my age. Of course, I wasn't allowed to simply write '45'. That would be ridiculous. I had to pick an age range. That was when it hit me. The realisation that I was no longer part of the 35-44 club. I was now the youngest member (see there are positives) of the 45-54 club. No offence to anyone already in that club, but I'm sure you weren't overjoyed to join it yourself.

Dumbass questionnaires.

I’m not saying my exact age, but I’m between 9-11

12-13

I am between 11-14

14-16

I am older than 14 but younger than 18.

I am between 15-30

14 👹

1 dat old

61

Almost 60

31

54! and hate it...