Hey Pandas, How Do You Want Your Funeral To Go? (Closed)

Okay, so, GIANT KAHOOT about my life, whoever wins gets everything I haven't left to anyone, and the loser has to make a speech about how much of an amazing person I was while being recorded. (for the laughs, of course) And then while my coffin is being lowered into the ground, stayin alive starts playing. It will also include a gigantic food fight in my honor.

Near the end of my funeral, i want all the music to cut out. Then i want the crank on my coffin to turn slowly, while Pop goes the weasel plays getting faster so the people attending my funeral to get on edge awaiting something terrifying, and when the song is done, i want my corpse to jump out. Making everybody scream!

You know the coffin dance meme.....

I want somebody dressed like a FBI agent to stand in a corner and whisper into a walkie talkie "don't worry, she's really dead this time."

I told my wife to do whatever brings her solace without breaking the bank. However, I'd like to end on an up note, and I'm torn between a drag performance and a pie fight.

throw me in a ditch somewhere and play "don't fear the reaper in the car on the way to lunch"

Dump me in a hole then leave i don't even want a proper funeral

i have no idea what will happen but i do want the song "if i die young" to play when they put my ashes in the lake that I have gone to since I was born. i also want there to be a chocolate fountain because chocolate is awesome .

I want to be cremated and then my kids to take a trip around the world and sprinkle my ashes in every place they go.

I want to be dressed as Sir Nighteye from My Hero Academia

i want to be in a closed casket but still in a nice dress, I want to have my stuffed animal that I had since I was a baby (I'm 19 now) i want my friends and family to be there I want to buried right next to my dad (who died when I was 9) because never got to say good bye, and I want my grave to read ¨dont spend your tears on a life that is gone, because you still get to live yours¨ and also I want to have white roses not red and the song that will play would be amazing grace

I want my horse to have bags on his back with holes int the bottom and let him run over the plains where the wild horses run and for my ashes to be sprinkled there

Eragon reference hear... But still what i want.
When I die, I want to be buried with an apple tree over my heart so that when I die, My friends and family will enjoy the fruit of my body years later.

I want a budget friendly and low key funeral. Instead of people buying flowers I would rather they donate the money to a charity of their choice or keep the money themselves. Depending on cost I would like be cremated by water (aquamation) which is more environmentally friendly. But it is still new to Australia so could be costly, otherwise I will just go for regular cremation and my partner or kids can do whatever they want with my ashes. I won’t care, I will be dead lol.

I'd want it to be happy and funny so nobody was too sad I was gone.

How i want my funeral is i want it a hell, and i want people to make a ruckus at my funeral. That’s how i want it

I want to say something I love about each person, and all my regrets. I hope everyone there truly cares about me, and that they'll leave a pretty flower on my coffin.

well for one i want my gravestone to say "tell the sun and stars i say hello". And i want it to me held in the middle of the night in a place you can see the stars. i want my favorite song at the time to be played at full volume for the entire thing and lastly i want my ashes to be spread in Ireland so i can be with the fae.

A friend of mine plans to wait until he's on the brink of death, rent a self-driving Tesla with all his remaining money, and then crawl into the backseat and die while the car drives around the city with his rotting corpse until his money runs out and he reaches his destination as a pile of fetid remains.
He's kind of a bastard that way.

Rick roll my whole family. I want this to be their last memory of ne.