Hey Pandas, How Can You Survive A Shark Attack?

Stay out of the water!!!

Punch it in the nose

Insult it, then it will feel so hurt that is just leaves

Make eye Contact with it and touch it slowly.

Swim away fast

I say 1 :)

Swim up slowly

Ask a friend to help you

Step one: swim to shore, dry your hands, open Bored Panda, and check this list.
Step Two: don’t go back in the water.

Try not to lose too much blood.