Hey Pandas, here are some odd historic photos. Let's "Caption" them. Best, funniest, and most sarcastic captions win. Extra points if you make someone snort, or spit liquid through their nose. Also, feel free to post your own pic. We will comment on that one as well. Have fun.
#1 We Are Gathered Here Today To . .
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#2 Get A Horse . .
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#3 Once Again . . . Upsizing Has Gotten Out Of Hand
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#4 Darth Vader's Eccentric Cousin . . . . Dorph Vader
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#5 You Know It's Thriller, Thriller Night . .
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#6 The Original "Tinder" . . . Made Out Of Timber Sometime In November But It's Hard To Remember
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#7 Hello . . . We Have Been Trying To Contact You About Your Auto Warranty . .
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#8 After A Short Global Protest . . World Peace Broke Out When The Powers At Large, Gave Into One Demand . .
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#9 Ethel Was Banned From Ebay And Could Not Figure Why . .
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#10 Cool Bikers . . . Before Leather Jackets, Tattoos, Motorcycles . . . Or Anything Else Cool
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#11 Johnny Depp Cast As An All New Character. He Is A Lone Ranger, Pirate, Musician, Who Has Has Scissors In Hand And A Love Of Chocolate, But Gets Mad As A Hatter At Anyone Named Alice. All New
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#12 First Know Attempt At The "Pull My Finger " Gag . . . It Went Over Like A Fart In Church. It Struck A Sour Note And Just Plane Stank Up The Joint
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#13 Hang This Picture On The Wall In Any Office, And All Visits Will Be 75% Shorter. We Don't Speak About The Other 25% No, No, No
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#14 Sailors . . . The Original Etch-A-Sketch
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#15 Buba Was Heard To Say, "Hold My Beer And Watch This," After The First Car Rolled Off The Assembly Line
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