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Hey Pandas, Google "Florida Man" And Then Your Birthday, And Let Us Know What Pops Up (Closed)
CuriositiesAPR 12, 2022

Hey Pandas, Google "Florida Man" And Then Your Birthday, And Let Us Know What Pops Up (Closed)

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For me, it's some dude with more than 1,000 charges of sexual assaults and incest relationships. Wow, that's unlucky.

#1

Florida Man Arrested for Allegedly Breaking Into a House and Trying on Baby Clothes While Holding a Woman Hostage.
Wow! Lovely visuals 😬
15points

#2

Florida man shot in the head, complains of headache
11points

#3

"Florida man charged with battery after slapping girlfriend with cheeseburger, deputies say"
HAHAHAHA THAT'S GREAT
11points

#4

Florida man arrested for having s*x with stuffed Olaf at Target
10points

#5

Florida Man Allegedly Stole Pool Floats From Homes to ‘Stop Himself From Ráping Women'. Whelp! I'm glad he didn't hurt anyone...
8points

#6

“Florida man arrested for biting boys out of frustration” and “Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries ‘teaching it a lesson’ by throwing it on roof of bar.”
8points

#7

A Florida man who thought he was cunning dressed as a middle schooler so he could play in the Youth Football League, but gave up.
8points

#8

Florida man runs around airport naked, while screaming that a bomb is about to explode.
7points

#9

"A Florida man was arrested Sunday on suspicion of using Kool-Aid packets to steal $994 worth of merchandise from a North Naples Walmart."-(FoxNews) I love the creativity of Florida men.
7points

#10

"Florida man faces charges for eating pancakes in middle of the road"
I gotta respect Florida man in this case. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day! 🤣
7points

#11

"Florida Man Who Told Cop He ‘May Have Some Needles Between His Cheeks' Arrested on Drug Charges"
I will not be looking further into this.😳
7points

#12

a 81 year old florida man trying to sell his duaghter to a woman for 20,000 dollars
7points

#13

Man run over by lawnmower while trying to kill sone with chainsaw.
Man arrested for pleasuring himself with ice pack.
Man displays great agility while running from cops
A toddler shot his mother and father was charged with reckless killing.
Definitely some interesting stuff!
6points

#14

I got a guy dressed as spiderman robbing a store of some sort! 🤣
5points

#15

52 year old Florida man arrested for crawling under a table at a library to sniff a woman's feet.
Then he tried to escape on a scooter(?)
5points

#16

Florida Man pulls out penis and shows it to liquor store clerk.
Typical night in Florida, all things considered. GET ME OUT OF HERE, PLEASE!
4points

#17

'He was between a rock and a hard place.
A Florida man was busted with bags of cocaine and methamphetamine wrapped around his p***s — then tried to wiggle his way out of an arrest by claiming the packages “were not his,” authorities say.'
Okay.
4points

#18

Police: Florida man threatens to destroy everyone with army of turtles
4points

#19

A Florida man tried to buy a beer while carrying an alligator in his hand
3points

#20

"Florida man with half a head arrested for attempted murder, arson"
3points
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