Hey Pandas, Go On A Rant About Something Stupid (Closed)

It ticks me off every time a group of people walk side by side and take up an entire hallway, walkway, whatever, and then they walk slowly so you're stuck trudging along behind them waiting for an opening so you can get past.

Matte cars.
Why? It's ugly and I only see this offered on really expensive cars. Anybody who came up poor has had a matte car, or at least parts of it that were matte. Why does your $150,000 look like my old 1992 Cavalier after I spray painted it to hide scratches?

Under seasoned food sucks. It just doesn't taste good. The world is your oyster, why not put in some spices? Make it interesting? Especially for white people - not everyone, obviously, I am white and I use TONS of spices, but I feel like white people are also known for under seasoning food and whenever I go to visit my white friends, they are like: "this is our spice cupboard. Salt, pepper, pumpkin pie spice and chili flakes!" Like what about Tumeric? Cumin? Coriander, curry powder, garam masala, asafoetida, fennel, fenugreek, star anise, cinnamon, allspice, nutmeg, mace, black mustard, yellow mustard, cayenne, dried chiles, chili powder, garlic powder, onion powder, white pepper, smoked paprika, thyme, basil, rosemary, oregano, bay leaves, cloves, WHERE IS IT ALL?

Hey brain. You are mean. Like come on, most food is fine. The people who made the food that gave me food poisoning did not intend to, quit thinking that people want to put stuff in it because they secretly hate you. Bloody intrusive thoughts. While we're on the subject - those poisonous plants need to be eaten to hurt you, going past them or facing them doesn't poison your stuff either.

OCD is a nightmare of knowing that your fear is illogical but instinct is very good at stomping logic into the ground and dancing on its grave. Sadly, because the stuff I am afraid of is actually really poisonous, I'm "difficult" and no one so far can think of how to help without actually poisoning me.

Autocorrect. I NEVER ASKED FOR EVERYTGING I TYPE TO BE F*****G CHANGED TO A COMPLETLY DIFFERENT WORD, SOMETIMES EVEN IF I SPELLED IT RIGHT IT THE FIRST PLACE. GET YOUR S**T TOGETHER AUTOCORRECT

THE F**KING STAREOTYPES. OMG. i hate how almost everything has a danged stereotype. like, Oh YoU'rE a MaN yOu MuSt NoT cRy, or oH yOu'RE a WomAn You MUsT CoOk. thier all terrible. completely tarrible. also revali. flip that guy. the post said to rant about something stupid so i rant about stariotypes and revali. both are stupid. revali almost killed link (before link was practiically a god), and hes so stupid I modifyed quote "revali, I mean, hes just... asnine

Okay.

I really hate how we all just assume things are male. Like, I was at the zoo yesterday, and my family and I were always like “Aw, he’s so cute!” and “Look at him!” I mean, where’s the females in our minds? And if a child gets a toy (I don’t know whether this happens all the time or just in my family), the child names it MR something, or a male name. And when kids in my class are asked “What’s your name” and they answer at a joke, they always say Jeff, or some typically male name. I promise I’m not trying to offend anyone, but I reckon if we can just broaden our minds a little and think that maybe that little monkey at the zoo is a girl, then we can take another step forward to gender equality? I’m sorry, but I saw the opportunity to rant and I seized it.

So if you go to Walmart or Target or where ever the hell u go to shop at DO U EVER NOTICE THE PEOPLE THAT JUST LEAVE THEIR CARTS LAYING THERE? To me this is very rude the people that work there have to go get them from rolling down the parking lot.. THERE IS PLACES TO PUT YOUR CART FOR A REASON!

OMG opening hard plastic boxes ARE.SO.HARD. eventually I have to use very sharp scissors to get them TO "PRY OPEN"???

Bruh you really think that you can eat 12 twinkies in a minute? Your record is 2 bruh and all of a sudden you are just like i can eat 12 twinkies in a minute. If you do it i'll put twinkies in a cold hot pocket and eat it! You dumbo. You Aren't good enough to livk the dirt twinkie walks on.

hey what time is it? oh, a quarter past 7. no the f**k it's not. who invited you to take the term, "time is money" so literally. what f*****g quarter? i'm sorry, but I believe I asked you for the time, not your account balance. look, i can maybe understand saying, "half past 7". that is more understandable. but a quarter? you're really out here having me think about what time it is. don't even start on the people who say, "a quarter til". this isn't math class. how could it possibly be benefiting you to say that instead of just 7:15 or 7:45. people like that have purposely done that to make my life just that little bit more confusing. so do me a favor, be f*****g kind and just tell me the time

that is my rant 👏

PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS WRONG

okay rant over

For those kids who go to school the teachers have to know what you are doing all the time like who cares if we play games as long as we are paying attention we are fine.

I Used to Love The Movie The Greatest Showman, But Then I realized That it Makes no sense, Like For Instance Who Gives There Daughter (who has never done ballet) A Pair Of Point shoes. I mean do you want her to be able to walk without a cast??????

HOMEWORK!!!!!!NEW CAPTAIN AMERICA!!!!!!ADULTS THINKING THEY ARE SUPERIOR!!!!!!!

Diving is NOT THE SAME AS SWIMMING!! As a diver and a competetive swimmer, I know what its like to be both. When people ask me what I did this morning and I respond with "diving", some people are like, "so your like, swimming, right" and I'm get mad but I usually dont correct them because i usually dont have the energy

Just because I don't say "god bless you" when you sneeze doesn't make me a bad person - it makes me a smart person. I don't believe that evil spirits will possess you as the opportunity arises because you sneezed. Its dumb to keep doing stupid pointless traditions that don't make any sense. I'm not a bad person from not saying it, you're the stupid person for still doing it!

I hate it when people think that just because you act nice to them, it automatically means you are madly in love with them. And when you say that you don't have feelings for them, they call you a whore and a s**t, etc. I'm lucky this hasn't happened to me, it's just ridiculous

My dreams. I love survival, survival games etc. I think if there was a zombie apocolypse I would survive. In one of my dreams no. I died. Like not died died. Like face flesh torn off my body being devoured died. I know i would survive a zombie apocolypse, my subconious doesnt.

The amount of disrespect that fancontent gets is so annoying. The biggest one i can think of is fanfiction. It is not all badly written p-rn, there are so many great stories, that may i remind you are written for free? fanartists and fansongs are also so good and just,,, yeah

another thing that i was reminded of while writing this is the tagging systems of some fanfic sites. Like, on wattpad (which i haven't used in forever), ill look for a bh6 fic and look at the tags specifically so i dont get incest in it, and think i finally find one, and look at that i got incest. when I'm looking for a fic on ao3, i know exactly what I'm getting into when reading the tags.