Hey Pandas, Go On A Rant About Something Stupid (Closed)

Okay, so I like oranges. I love peeling them, eating them, that satisfying feeling when you get a bucketload of flavor in them. But why, tell me, do the oranges in those cups EXPLODE ON YOU WHEN YOU OPEN THEM? I PEEL THE TOP OFF A LITTLE AND A TSUNAMI OF JUICE GOES OVER ME!

I don't f*****g know what y equals, when will I ever need this stuff. What job is gonna ask me to recite history. We could be learning stuff that'll actually help us in the future but no, i'm here learning about all the f**k ups in history.

I'm not sure you want me to go on a rant, I've been known to go on epic rants....I'll try to keep this short..

I can't believe that I waste my time on such things as rants! OMG! If you've got to rant, then by gosh RANT! (at this point veins are bulging in my neck) Don't just piss around with it, let it rip baby, let it rip till blood starts shooting from your eyes! (by now face is red and eyes are popping) Don't take up my time with pathetic, mewling, rants that can't raise a thought with a petard much less raise my blood pressure!! Take those pathetic rants and shove them to where long reach needle nose pliers can't grip them! Shove that rant into the next universe for all I care!! (veins bulging, eyes popping, spit flying, face blood red, fists clenched...

gonna go take a valium now.... LOL! only jokin

the difference between "girl's clothing" and "boy's clothing" for women you get pastel shirts with sequins and almost seethrough everything and short skirts and crop tops and dresses with no pockets everything is so tight and i have to get 2 sizes up when i shop anywhere or even in the boys section. the boys section is more nice muted colors with pockets but a lot of it is gendering videogames to be male things and i see trucks on boy's shirts in shopping areas

Shut up is a bad word. NO IT IS NOT! 1. IT IS 2 WORDS! 2. IT IS JUST A WAY TO SAY BE QUIET!

I hate people who only talk about themselves i mean when something tragic happens they make it all about themselves and it is so madaning when they dont give a d*m about what is going on and don't pay attention AAAAAAAAAGGGGG

MY ERASER ISN'T AN ERASER IT'S A PENCIL SMEARING DEVICE TO RUIN MY PAPERS

MY COMPUTER WILL HIGHLIGHT EVERYTHING BUT WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO HIGHLIGHT

MY COMPUTER STARTED NOT GIVING ME WARNINGS BEFORE SHUTTING DOWN.
me: *does work LIKE I'M SUPPOSED TO*
computer: Shutting down...

me and my friend got into an argument about a musical character and we havent talked in a week

I absolutely HATE how fast a guy will switch up how they talk when a girl joins a vc on discord. Like they could be talking about a game or something completely random with the other guys, but when a girl comes in they're like "Heyyyyyyy, (insert dumb nickname) how you doin'?" What is the deal? Why can't you just stay the same? Not also that, but they think they have free reign to call you a b*tch, wh*re, sl*t, for fun. NEVER calls the boys that. ALSO, I hate when guys downplay period pain, you will NEVER have to experience it, do NOT tell me how much it actually hurts. It IS worse than being kicked in the balls, it IS worse than having to hide a b*ner in public, please F*CK OFF!!

Ok, this rant is about tv shows, movies, and other forms of media entertainment...

WTF!! When are the writers for these various forms of entertainment going to start coming up with something original? Look at whats out there people!!!! Look! Everything, and I do mean EVERYTHING is pretty much a copy of something that has already been done! Don't believe me? Ok, how many versions of King Kong are there? How many versions of Batman, Dracula, The Mummy, Robin Hood just to name a few? And the worst thing about this period of plagiarism is that most of the remakes of these things are crappy! It's like all of a sudden it's ok to be a mediocre author/screenwriter... "Oh hey folks! You liked King Kong 30 years ago when it was original, well, you're in for a treat now. The 26th remake of King Kong, tired, trite and worn out, but hey the popcorns good! Step right up, gimme yo money!"

There is celery in EVERYTHING I EAT!!! I like plenty of vegetables, but I haaate celery, but my dad will NOT stop putting it in EVERYTHING! We can't eat a salad or a soup without celery. Any pasta mix he makes ALWAYS includes celery. (This is so dumb and silly so thank you for providing the opportunity to complain about this. I really love my dad and he works so hard making dinner all the time and I shouldn't be ungrateful. But the EVER-PRESENT CELERY IS DRIVING ME CRAZY WHYYYYYYYYY!!)

You know those plastic packages with the cardboard on the back and when you try to open them the cardboard never comes off it just tears and there's still cardboard on it? Yeah, those. The packages that scissors come in. The packages of scissors that you need scissors to open. Yeah. Those. F**k those.

okay this is mostly for one person b u t

yes I do look like a twig, no it's not because I need to eat more, this is just how I'm b u i l t, I hear you talking behind my back saying 'she's too skinny', because it's literally behind my back, please don't assume things about me. Thank you. ^^

Why are female products more expensive than male products, even kid toys for little girls are more expensive than toys for little boys even though it could be The same toy but a different color like the male toy could be black and yellow and then the female toy is pink but it’s more expensive. Like why?

Woman's clothes :(. It's so inappropriate! Even for children! I mean, I was on Amazon scrolling through young girl's swimsuits for no reason at all, AND OMG LIKE WTH LITTLE GIRLS DON'T WANT BIKINIS! THEY DON'T WANT THEIR LITERAL BUTTS SHOWING!! And even teenagers girls clothes are thin and almost see through and absolutely disgusting. DISGUSTANG. UGH I HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S SO INAPPROPRIATE AND SEXITS LIKE WE'RE NOT TRYING TO BE R*PED!!!!!!!!!!!! WTH!!! IT'S SO GROSS AND UTTERLY DISGUSTING!!!

I know a lot of you don't agree with this, but... PANSEXUAL IS NOT THE SAME THING AS BISEXUAL! I PREFER TRANS, NONBINARY, AND GIRLS OVER BOYS, BUT I STILL LIKE BOYS, BUT BI IS JUST LIKE, I LIKE BOTH. THEY. ARE. NOT. THE. SAME. Please don't hate on me for this. Google it. there are differences.

Tattoos.... It's 2021 for goodness sake. I am COVERED in them and let me tell you I'd give you the shirt off my back if you needed it. I have stopped and responded to every / any car crash I have ever witnessed and rendered aid. I've also saved a couple of lives doing this. I have taken in a homeless child and tried to adopt him before that blew up in my face. I donate to charities when I can. I have literally given my last dollar to someone I couldn't stand but she was in need and a single mother. I take in abandoned unwanted birds (I'm a feather mom). So when I go shopping can you not follow me around the store thinking I'm going to steal something? And could you not give me a death stare when I call you out on your s**t? Like "I was just doing inventory" "F**k off Karen, you were no where in sight when I walked in until Karen Jr. over there got you on the headset." Then look at me weird when I drop 100 bucks in your store. **IF** I decide to shop there after you've treated me that way. I'm so sick of it. I get there's lowlifes with tattoos, but I also know PLENTY of lowlifes that have not one tattoo. Also my tattoos are non offensive, no political, racist, sexist or any other garbage ink.

I hate the people that get mad at u for being gay or lesbian :/ As so I heard those people are called "Karens." You should not be being mean to the people who aren't the way "god wanted you to be." I say be yourself and don't listen to other people who tell u different.

How about drawing from reference? It's so hard. I try to learn human proportions by drawing from reference, I'm like "yeah i can do that" except NO NOW I HAVE A REALLY WEIRD TWIG PERSON WITH REALLY LONG MONKEY ARMS AND TINY LEGS AND WEIRD BLOATED HANDS WITH WEIRDLY BENT FINGERS AND EYES THAT TAKE UP HALF THEIR FACE
WHY IS IT SO HARD

I don't have anything to rant on without people knowing the context. How about... pay to win games? I was playing a really nice game, but everything crucial was either for real money or for tons upon tons of in-game currency which was impossible to get from just the gameplay. So perhaps make it easier to get the items.