Hey Pandas, Give Me A Random Fact

I get downvoted for saying or posting literally anything. This is a fact. I posted a drawing of Green Goblin I did in algebra and got downvoted. I posted a joke and got 5 downvotes. None were offensive in any way. Like damn. Did anyone read my bio!?

Smiles is the longest word in the English Language as their is a whole mile between the two letters S.

Random? It is perfectly OK to practice random acts of kindness.

The month of January 2023 has not even finished yet, and the US tally of mass shootings has already exceed one per day.

Australia is wider than the moon.
(Moon: 3400 km wide; Australia: 4000 km wide)

A butt is an actual unit of measurement for a cask of wine (got it off a fact generator don't judge me)

Both whales and hippos evolved from a wolf-looking ungulate called Pakicetus. I recommend looking up the evolution infographic, it's a beautiful mess.

In 2015 a woman in Germany called the police to report a stalker. So the police arrived and arrested said stalker and hauled him to the police station. The stalker was a red squirrel. They released the squirrel a few hours later.

Aboriginal Australians lived in paradise before colonisation. It took on average 4hrs/day to acquire all the food and resources you'd need. Imagine if your biggest choice was "do I hunt, fish or go to the yam beds today". After you have a big party with everyone, eat, dance and go to bed.
Furthermore Aboriginal people resisted colonisation every step of the way. It is a lie that we were dying out. It is a lie that we were happy to be subjugated. Today is Australia day, a day that celebrates colonisation. In Australia they celebrate the day my people were murdered rather than better dates such as the day Aboriginal people got the right to vote and we all were included as Australians. The date of our national holiday needs to change

Hmm, I have a lot.
1) if the Milky Way galaxy was the size of the USA, the sun would be the size of a white blood cell.
2) comparing an atom to a coin is like comparing the coin to the moon.
3) in about 4 billion years, the Milky Way and its neighbour (the Andromeda galaxy) will collide and merge forming a new galaxy by the name “Milkdromeda” (not the official name but it’s what people prefer calling it)
4) there is a theorised type of matter known as “anti-matter”. If you touch an anti-matter version of yourself, you both would anhilate each other and give out a huge burst of energy. (The properties of anti-matter and regular matter are the same except that the charges are reversed. Electrons are positive, protons are negative and so on)
5) there is a 1 in 5.2*10^61 chance that if you slam your hand against a table, the atoms in your hand will miss the atoms in the table and go right through it.
6) if you were able to compress the history of planet Earth into a single day, humans would appear 1 second before midnight.
7) it’s impossible to cool down an atom to 0 Kelvin. If you did that then you would know how fast the atom was going ( 0 km/hr) and where it was which isn’t exactly allowed in this universe.
8) the skin on your a**s and the skin on your lips are exactly the same.

I have a lot more facts but I’m afraid I’m running out of space so maybe next time

Some about my homeland!

The longest running TV show IN THE WORLD is aired in Ireland! It Started the year TV's were introduced to Ireland (1961 I think...) and has been running ever since.

The word Boycott, comes from my home county in Ireland. Basically we didn't like the land agent Charles Boycott, so everyone agreed to refuse to serve him in all of the shops or deal with him in business.

Ireland holds the world Records for... Most cookies baked in an hour, Largest tea towel, Most cups of teat in an hour, Highest combined age, and Highest number of redheads per capita.

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Competitive art used to be in the Olympics.
A chef's hat has exactly 100 pleats.
"OMG" usage can be traced back to 1917.
Some cats are actually allergic to humans.
The majority of your brain is fat.
Oranges aren't naturally occurring fruits.
Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons.
Boanthropy is the psychological disorder in which patients believe they are a cow.
Camels have three eyelids.
There is a McDonalds in every continent except Antarctica.
Mosquitoes are attracted to people who just ate bananas.

Scientists spent years trying to figure out what these ancient runes really high up on a cave wall meant, managed to translate them only to find that all they said was: 'This wall is very high'

If you laid out end-to-end all the fecal matter that has passed through your colon during your lifetime, questions would definitely be asked about your mental state.

Furries aren't automatically pedophiles or zoophiles. They're mostly made up of Millenials and Gen Z.

- The first life form that intentionally reached space were fruit flies, placed by NASA in the tip of a Aggregat 4 (V2) rocket in 1947.

- We always see the same side of the moon, as it's rotation around it's own axis happens with the same speed it takes to fully orbit Earth.

- The James Webb telescope project had 344 "single points of failure", meaning if one thing went wrong the whole thing would have been useless. Luckily none of them happened, since we wouldn't be able to repair it anyways due to it's location

The Eiffel Tower can grow taller in the summer due to thermal expansion

Earth has the most snakes of any planet we know of :0

Green eyes are the rarest color. Only 2% of the world population has green eyes. Proud to be one of them lol! Thus far it is my only claim to fame!

An Axolotl and regenerate it's brain if need be and they are almost gone in the wild. Only about 1,000 left in wild but millions in homes

Cockroaches are thigmotropic.
Thigmotropism is a directional growth, which occurs as response to a touch stimulus. Sounds familiar, you dirty dirty minds? Yours truly, HR.