Like simplest terms ever....
#1
Guy with mustache failed drawing, threw a hissy fit and unlived about 11,000,000 people
4points
#2
Ivan pavlov experiment on homeless orphans
The mad Russian scientist’s mind control experiments on helpless victims is as classic a horror trope as they come. Those mad scientists do not usually get the Nobel Prize though. Ivan Pavlov is the exception that proves the rule.Though Pavlov is most famous for conditioning dogs, that is not where his experiments were destined to end. A pupil of Pavlov, Nikolai Krasnogorsky, extended his experiments to humans. Acquiring subjects from the local orphanage, he had a group of young children he could easily manipulate without the burden of getting any clearance from their parents.Repeating the set-up from his mentor’s famous dog experiments would have been impossible. Human beings are less willing than dogs to eat on cue. Bound with leather straps and metal head gear, the children’s mouths were locked open. Devices hooked inside the mouth measured their pooled saliva. An electronic pad hit their wrist whenever food was about to be distributed. The kids were force-fed both cookies and foul food. Their reactions to the different samples were recorded.Though highly unethical, the research furthered the scientific understanding of conditioning on humans. Unlike Pavlov’s dogs, humans were less susceptible to slight changes in the stimuli. Through their suffering Kransngorsky’s children laid the groundwork for the modern theory of cognitive behavioral therapy
2points
#3
Somebody ate a bat, caused a global pandemic and then things spiraled downwards from there.
1point
#4
Mt.Vesuvius exploded in Pompeii, while ppl were dying and running, I was enjoying my burrito
1point
#5
World War 3 was narrowly avoided when two countries agreed to remove nearby nuclear weapons and one of the leaders who orchestrated this truce was rewarded by being assassinated.
1point
#6
Guy gets married, kills her. Gets married, unmarried her. Gets married, she dies while a smaller human exists her. Gets married, kills her. Gets married, unmarried her. Gets married, she outlives him. All after making a new pray place to make this all allowed.
1point
#7
George starting taxing a country across the sea so a DIFFERENT George leads an army to win independence.
1point
#8
The American Civil War:
White men fight about the rights of people they abused, none of whom are white. People then said opinion was completely divided on a literal line.
0points
#9
Rich family members got mad at each other, so 40 million people died.
0points
#10
Kids eat a bat. ebola outbreak. 2014
0points