Hey Pandas, Ever Heard The Phrase "There's No Such Thing As A Stupid Question"? Well, Ask A Stupid Question

Why aren’t socks jus called “foot gloves”

How much water would it take to make a guy named Walter the waiting waiter to water the plants of his daughter who is walling up an otter named potter who tried to sue her father because he wants to go yonder to water the plants?

What is your favorite color of the alphabet? Mine is 656.3

Why did I end up being born a human? when I lay in bed at night I think deeply about what it would be like to be another animal (mainly Crayfish) it interests me so much why I ended up as a human (not complaining or anything) but it always leads me back to "because I just was"

whats that mean? 🙃🙂🙃🙂

why?

Does anyone wanna hear about how dad face planted out of the teacups about an hour ago?

If potato = carrot and sugar = honey, what does chocolate equal?

Is Headless Roach a duck?

Back in the early nights I spent a lot of internet time on a website called " The Straight Dope". People would ask the most ridiculous questions and the author(s) would reply honestly (albeit sarcastically). It was awesome.
My favourite question, which I still think about regularly, was "If the entire population of China were to jump off of chairs simultaneously, would the impact be enough to throw the earth off its axis?". Short answer: No. Sadly.

Hey Nathaniel (he/him) cis het., what are your pronouns?

why is cheese edible?

If I kill someone, but nobody sees it or knows who they are, did I really kill someone?

Would you rather be a worm or an HDMI cable?

why am i alive

If a snake eats itself, would it disappear?

Are mosquitoes endangered

Why?

Why DID the chicken cross the road?

Can't you just hold your period in?

Why is a cat a cat why isn't it a dog