Just describe what you can do, doesn't have to be too complex.
#1
I can widen my nostrils on command
1point
#2
I can burp on command
0points
#3
I'm double jointed
0points
#4
I can whistle through my teeth
0points
#5
I can read upside down and backwards (not at the same time)
0points
#6
I can open doors and flush the toilet with my feet. I also have a really good memory and can recall things that happened to me in detail.
0points