Haha this should be fun. Try to make it sound nothing like the actual job while still being accurate. Extra points if you can guess the job people are referring to. Good luck!
#1
make sure a flying thing doesn't turn into a not flying thing.
36points
#2
You are forced to take care of like 30 children for little money which is basically like babysitting. You have to teach them while they stare at a wall, pass notes, talk, and sneak food. And by the end of the week you are ready to crack.
30points
#3
The chips are in aisle 3
23points
#4
Looking at nude corpses
22points
#5
Try to make it to Friday evening without crying and/or screaming.
21points
#6
I help Pandas
19points
#7
Putting someone in more pain than they were previously to apparently make them feel better in the long run.
19points
#8
Teach children and sometimes adults to hit each other, but in a safe way.
17points
#9
Purposely leaving out details as to not distress the public.
15points
#10
You take a thing and turn it into a better thing
14points
#11
Stabbing people to health
13points
#12
they let karens in
12points
#13
Look at your computer so that people find entertainment
10points
#14
i move wiggly light into your eyes and you like it
10points
#15
I stick sharp objects in you mouth and torture your mouth
10points
#16
Enter an unknown home, Stab a stranger, and leave with a souvenir.
10points
#17
Trying to keep somebody alive or fixing something while knowing if you mess up even in the slightest way possible you might kill somebody.
9points
#18
Go to bed by 10
9points
#19
Take a year planing for a single day by stressing everyone out and making them hate dresses and cake.
9points
#20
After the kid tells me it hurts, I push on it harder and ask if it hurts.
8points