Hey Pandas, Could You Create A Funny Imaginary Petition? (Closed)

Petition to allow all retail workers to slap one Karen per calendar month. Two if its their birthday.

Petition to change the name of ‘Fire Ants’ to ‘Spicy Bois’

Petition to Cap the Gap. Owners, CEO, mangers can only earn a certain percentage above the lowest paid employee in the entire corporation. Includes all forms of income, shares, benefits, kickbacks, retreats, bonuses.

A petition that anyone who refuses to wear a mask in public receives a small electric shock when they enter a building of any kind. Nothing to do damage, but enough to let them know there is a cost to their decision.

I need signatures so we can make Taco Tuesdays a fundamental human right.

Petition to have a whole month where the students teach on whatever they want. Movies, games, books, doesn't matter. snacks are involved too

I would like to make it obligatory that men must wear a hat in public. I’m not talking about baseball, I’m talking proper hats, bowlers, top, fedoras etc and they must doff them when greeting a lady.

A petition to make all politicians undergo a full battery of psychological and intelligence test before being able to run for office, so the people know exactly who they are voting into office

I need signatures to make it absolutely illegal to have spammers call and "check on my auto warranty"

I would like a petition for every congress-person or senator to have every corporate sponsor tattooed on their face.

Signatures in here for free cookies every day

Petition to award USD$10 billion to the person who can make a less believable fiction story than the reality of 2020-21.

Petition for a law where people have to say/do at least one nice thing for someone else every day.

(Saw this on the internet but still love the idea of it)
Petition for there to be one day a year where we turn off all of our lights at night in our time zones so we can stargaze and see everything

Petition for those who forbid women to have an abortion to adopt these children, pay for insurance, healthcare and college fees.

A petition to change the homophobic people’s minds. I don’t wanna hurt them, just wanna love unoprressed

A petition that any organization or person questioning the legitimacy of an election must pay 10 times the cost of the recount if proven wrong.

A petition that politicians must not lie otherwise they will incur a $100,000 fine per instance.

I petition that when parents divorce the kids stay in one house and the parents have to stay on their weekends or weeks then go to their own house instead of the kids being bounced back and forth.

Yes or Yes?
A: Yes
B: Yes