Hey Pandas, Confess Now Or Forever Hold Your Peace.

I like the Comic Sans font and use it as often as I can.

I used to flirt in church with my crush when I was like 14. During the service, yes.
Yes, I was the pastor's kid.
What can I say, it felt rebellious and delightfully scandalous!

I suspect the only person who wouldn't have judged me for it was God. I bet He thought it was cute.

I’m writing a fanfic based on me and my boyfriend and it’s full of inappropriate stuff. I’m a hormonal gay teen boy. That’s scandalous I know, judge me all you want, but you asked for a confession, and I gave you a confession.

I once accidentally stole a rug from ikea

I talk to my devices such as a tv, as if it understands my frustration when it's slow and it doesn't load.

I have illegally disposed of human remains

I've been trolling for 7 months now