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Hey Pandas, Can You Turn This Post Into A Kindergarten Playground?
AUG 31, 2023

Hey Pandas, Can You Turn This Post Into A Kindergarten Playground?

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I don't think I need to explain further-

#1

"You played with Brian at lunch, we are not friends any more!"
5points

#2

*walking around that playground edge thing that was supposed to keep the mulch in but never worked*
4points

#3

*drinks juicebox*
3points

#4

"Joe pushed me off the slide!!!!!" 😭😭😭
3points

#5

"what's your name again?"
3points

#6

If you love the slide, why don’t you mawwy it?
3points

#7

BUT I WANT YOU TOO EXPLAIN FURTHER!!!
3points

#8

Teacher I need to go pot- nevemind
3points

#9

OOOH AMY AND REMI SHARED THEIR ANIMAL CRACKERS TODAY THEY MUST BE IN LOVEEEEEE IM TELLING MY MAMA
3points

#10

Kid: *crying* YESTURDEY MOMMY AND DADDY WAS MEEN TO MEEEEEEE
Other kid: wut did dey do to u?
Kid: DEY ABUSED MEEEE
Teacher: *overhears* *runs over to kids*
Teacher: Your parents abused you? What happened?
Kid: DEY MADE ME EET MY VEJTABULS (vegetables)
Teacher: *faints with relief*
Other kid: OH NO DA TEECHER IS DED
3points

#11

*hiding in the corner drawing in the dirt with sticks*
3points

#12

Kid: MERMEOW OVERLORD PROMISED ME THAT THEY WOULD START THE CAT UPRISING “TOMORROW” AND THEY NEVER DID AND ITS BEEN 50 YEARSSSSS *cries* THEYRE A LIAR
*mermeow overlord has left the chat*
3points

#13

*parent walks in* *sees DP lying on the floor* *sees Madally holding the swings hostage* *sees ThatBlackNightingale picking their nose* *screams*
3points

#14

*casually eats some grass*
2points

#15

EWWW!!! RYAN HAS COOTIES RYAN HAS COOTIES!!!!!! *runs with ball and trips* ….*opens mouth* WAAHAHAJAJWJWJWJWWKAAAAAAAAJAJEKWWOOSOSDKDN
2points

#16

EWWWW JAKE HAS COOTIES
RUNNNNNN!!!!
2points

#17

You- *swears*
Kid- *gasp* I’m telling
You- no!
Kid- teacher!
Teacher- yes?
Kid- *looks at you* I gotta go to da bafroom
2points

#18

Lex the amazing slay kid: HEY MERMEOW OVERLORD I BET YOU CANT SPELLL
Mermeow overlord: YES I CANNNNNN
Lex the amazing slay kid: OH REALLY? SPELL “ICUP” THENNNN
mermeow overlord: i-c-u-p…
Lex the devious child: EWWWW IM TELLING THE TEACHERRRRR
lex the devious child again: MS. MADALLYYYYYYYYY!!!! MERMEOW OVERLORD SAID SOMETHING INNAPROPRIATEEEEEE
Mermeow overlord: *crying*
2points

#19

Teachew!!!! Bob stowe my pway do and den he ate it!!!!! *cries*
2points

#20

*yeets toy and hits someone in the head*
1point
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