I am fed up with all these BP posts with quotes from famous people or films. It's Lazy Panda content, not Bored Panda content. So let's create our own list. Make up a quote, no matter how daft, and attribute it to yourselves. Anything goes that is good natured, funny or bizarre. No offensive quotes, no attacking other Pandas, and no homophobia, transphobia, racism etc etc.
#21
Sometimes the best color of the alphabet is a big fat 100.
2points
#22
There is no word that can describe the pain of being bored in school. There is 3 words; when is lunch? - Cosmologist wannabe.
2points
#23
Have you been reading my search history?! -me
1point
#24
Changing yourself and your life is painful and hard work. But so often worth it.
1point
#25
"A soaring bird will always sink a little until it reaches the next updraft. Some of the updrafts are further away from each other. But that bird will either adjust or continue soaring toward the next draft of air that lifts it upward. Be like that bird and always keep your wings outstretched."
1point
#26
Banning books is only two letters away from burning books, and that’s only one word away from burning humans. Censorship is a slippery slope that leads to the fall of humanity.-Sara
1point
#27
“Life is full of… erm… full of… I forgor 💀”
-Mysteria
1point
#28
There is always time for cute dog videos. ALWAYS.
-Skyla King
-Skyla King
1point
#29
"BARlines separate the me-HEH-sher-HERS"
-my beloved choir teacher :)
0points
#30
question: if johnny has two and a half friends and they get divorced who has more custody
my choir teacher: bob
me: JOHNNY AGES OUT IN 0.005 SECONDS SO NO ONE HAS CUSTODY AND THEN HE GETS CUSTODY OVER THE HALF FRIEND AND THEN UHH MARRIES THE FULL ONE IDK WHICH ONE AND UH YEAH.
everyone else: idk
ugh theyre all so boring 😒 my choir teacher obviously had the best answer
ugh theyre all so boring 😒 my choir teacher obviously had the best answer
0points
#31
Why???
- Mermeow the confused cat!
0points
#32
Hello reality and "all that is true" , when oxymoron was defined, it was just for you.
Made this my personal quote decade's ago, and it's just mine.
0points
#33
This is a real quote
"I dreamed I was on Bored Panda and there were avocados, like, avocados"
- Mermeow Overlord
0points
#34
"My name is Jack Marston"
Jack Marston
Jack Marston
-2points
#35
"why does my coffee always taste like almonds when I'm with you?"
-Me when around any bp member
-Me when around any bp member
-3points
#36
Ya bloody wanker
-Constantine
-Constantine
-4points
#37
"words can't hurt me, because I cant read"
Rip Van ;)le
Rip Van ;)le
-4points