Hey Pandas, Can You Make A Pun? (Closed)

I like making element jokes, I try not to do periodically though.

Why does Peter Pan fly all the time? He Neverlands.

This one isn't exactly a pun but I just had to share it, who is the actor that plays Wolverine? A Huge-Jacked-Man.

Never fails to make me laugh. Lol

I asked a French man is he played video games. He said Wii

I would, but I'm so punderful at them I would crush you

what is a crocidiles favorite drink (gator)ade

There was a boat that shipped penis shaped potatoes. The crewmates say it was a dictatorship

I know a lot of jokes in sign language and I guarantee no one has ever heard them.

The invisible man married the invisible lady...I can't see that relationship lasting.

The invisible man married the invisible lady...I can't see that relationship lasting.

I used to be a banker ... I lost intrest!

my fave puns:
Me: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. Someone:Oh my! Who!? Me: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? Someone: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
Me:No it was with a knife.

Two men walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

I went to the bank and asked the teller to check my balance. She shoved me pretty hard but I didn't fall down.

You know what they say... Time Flies Like A Butterfly, Fruit Flies Like A Banana.

Not really, but my jokes have pretty good punchlines. My puns are pretty hard to punderstand sometimes. I jest wish people found me punny.

What do you call a boiling kettle on the peak of mount everest? A high-pot-in-use

I mean I have a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.