Films make less sense than we'd think, even the most serious films can be turned into pure comedy gold. So how would you explain a film badly?
#1
Noseless guy has unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy with glasses.
36points
#2
midgets travel to throw lost jewellery into a volcano
32points
#3
Tall purple man collects jewelry, fights a man with a frisbee, and later gets his jewelry stolen by a billionaire.
31points
#4
Young girl visits a strange land and kills the first person she meets and joins with 4 others to kill again and then she goes home,
31points
#5
First rule
We don't talk about that
27points
#6
Billionare beats up poor people on the streets. Clowns object heavily and protest against him.
25points
#7
Billionaire's Theme Park attractions attack and kill the guests.
24points
#8
Talking frog convinces child to murder cosplayer while said child currently partakes in incest with his sister. His sister then cheats on him with Indiana Jones who is now best friends with a bear.
22points
#9
The universe is created. Bad idea. Then someone writes a book about it.
19points
#10
Jason Bourne lands on Mars. Learns to grow potatoes. Listens to disco. Then costs the US goverment billions.
17points
#11
Girl who is not a princess is given special rock by her dying grandma. She takes special rock and a chicken (by accident) on a boat and meets another rock. There’s also a big crab, a lava deity, and “Mother Nature” goddess who sometimes is an island.
16points
#12
Woman abandons her standards to win back a horny teenager with greasy hair.
15points
#13
Space cowboy, bear, magician and farmboy team up to rescue a princess from a space castle
14points
#14
Shoplifting broke boy uses a magic lamp, flying carpet, & magical dates to scam his way into the heart of a lady who was WAYYYYYY out of his league
14points
#15
School’s out due to war with snake dude
(8 films)
(8 films)
14points
#16
Young socialite takes advantage of a maritime disaster to murder the lower class man she had a fling with.
14points
#17
Billionaire is kidnapped only to have the opportunity to invent a metal suit with guns.
13points
#18
Nazis try to steal the Ark of the Covenant so they can open it and have their faces melted off. Indiana Jones repeatedly thwarts them, but ultimately fails, leading to the Nazis stealing the Ark of the Covenant, opening it, and having their faces melted off.
13points
#19
Girl finds out true happiness is achieved by getting a haircut
12points
#20
is the boy in the attic or is the boy in the book?
12points