Hey Pandas, Can You Convince Us To Visit Your Country?

The queen lives here Tom Jones lives here Tom Holland was born here we invaded half the planet we use to own America we made Australia a prison visit Britain

NO! You stole our lands, infected our people with disease and overthrew our government.

How about we all fly less and discover things close by?

México... Don't come to Mexico

We have police brutality! We elected a literally orange and accused rapist as our president for 4 years, who made laws making it legal to deny LGBTQIA+ people healthcare! We still have a death sentence! We have lots of sexists and racists! Our food portions are insanely large! During the pandemic, not once did my school dare cancel sports! Apparently even during a global pandemic we can't make people where masks! House pricings are ridiculously high, and workings aren't even making a livable age! Break your leg, and you'll be left with a broken leg and thousands of dollars of medical debt! They say if you got to college you will be successful, and then charge ridiculously high prices on college before you can get "successful", and then they'll pay you small amounts of money and require 10+ years of experience! Boomers will talk about how kids today don't know anything and they worked minimum wage and could afford house back when they were like $100! All our presidents have been old white men except for one less old black man, whom everyone hated on for legalizing gay marriage! Kids can't even play on sports teams with their own gender because parents are worried about what's in their pants! Come to America today, where have equal rights for all cis straight white men, but if you're a liberal you're automatically dumb! And most people don't have great lives but a few people have 100 yachts so it's ok! Seriously speaking, there are some things fun to do in our country, like cool monuments and national parks, so if you want to visit that could be a fun trip but I wouldn't choose to live here.

Come to ‘Merica, we have anti vaxxers and trump supporters! Here we have Karen’s, Tiktok e-boys and general stupid people! Here all the decently smart people hate everyone! We eat plastic foods and drive down the street with a blindfolded for a trend because of the inspiring bird box movie! Visit soon, I’ll be in the UK!

TOO BAD YOUR AREADY IN MY COUNTRY USA USA USA USA USA

Nope, I don't even want to live in my country. Lmfao. It sucks balls.

California, we have museums, food, beaches ( not so much thanks to covid but they exist!!!) festivals, culture, an of course Hollywood. Its also heccin progressive too, so LGBT are most welcome!

Pacific Northwest, USA. The nature around here can be beautiful! There are several great places to explore (on the paths ofc) and many buildings around are rather old and beautiful. Each building has a story. And there's a small town on the Columbia that had to move completely (Like, the houses got transported. Those houses are really pretty too) when they built a big dam. Lots of local businesses and stuff. People are great too (not everyone, but most)

USA
do people like you too much? we'll find a reason not to!

Not sure I can convince myself to live in the UK any longer, nevermind convince anyone else to. We just seem to have this collective arrogance directed from the older ages down that because we were once the largest empire history has recorded that we are entitled to a seat at the table now. We're a small island..... we won battles hundreds of years ago because we inbred our leaders as much as possible and pretty much every single 'first encounter' we had went like 'Nice to meet you..... you have so much here....... whereas all we have are these cute little muskets......... wanna trade? No, not for the muskets........ for everything in return for us only demonstrating our muskets on only 95% of your fighting age men...... yeah? cool..... good deal......... load up the ship for us little brown folk........ see you next year'

I f**kin' hate all the jingoism that a lot of my fellow brits bang on about as though we're something special..... it's just very, very, cringeworthy.

Also, a lot of brits seem to have this thing where they've never joined up... they've never served themselves.... not even lifted a podgy f****n finger but they'll quote what they're grandfather did in the war as though it gives them some sort of authority on the present.

Basically... 2 stars.... wouldn't recommend unless there was an Olympics on.

No. I live in America. However I can convince you not to come.

Canada, there are so many different locations. Come over down south, and go to lake Ontario where it's warm. Further North, the milky way is visible. There is also so much wildlife. It's a huge mishmash of different cultures.

Here in America, we have really good food. That's literally it. America is nothing special when it comes to good things. All u can say is don't break any bones here

the us- I don't even want to be here

No.

USA.
it's quicker and closer in meeting jesus!

No I cannot

Go to Brazil