Give me the best you've got, plus tips on how to roast someone!
#1
You should carry a houseplant around with you to replace the oxygen you waste.
4points
#2
If wit was s**t you'd be constipated.
4points
#3
Beef
I love a beef roast dinner with roast potatoes and Yorkshire puddings Mmmmmm
I love a beef roast dinner with roast potatoes and Yorkshire puddings Mmmmmm
4points
#4
You couldn’t pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel
2points
#5
I would call you a smart a**e but you are only half qualified.
0points