Remember our promise to deliver an article dedicated to each possible topic of puns? Well, we are continuing our quest, and while we should have done this one way earlier, let us fix this horrible blunder now by presenting you with our list of the best, the most adorable, and funniest Harry Potter jokes and puns!
Most of these Harry Potter memes, funny yet cute, are there just to make you snicker in remembrance of the events in the books or the characters you might’ve forgotten; you might have a hard time incorporating them into your everyday chats. But if you do figure out a way to sneak them in, then we must congratulate you for being the most determined Potterhead there ever was!
Of course, some of these wizard puns and Harry Potter memes, clean and funny, are a bit more universal, and you can use them even in a professional environment without anyone really noticing it. Except for you, of course, quietly giggling at your own ingenuity, that is. Every day is a good day with a Harry Potter pun in it!
Funny Harry Potter Memes & Harry Potter Puns for Witches & Wizards
To cater to the hilarious needs of diverse Potterheads, we have collected puns for all. From Harry Potter jokes for kids to the funniest Harry Potter memes, we are here to amuse Potterheads of all ages.
So, without any more talks, why don’t you scroll below and check out the hilarious memes, Harry Potter and his Wizarding World related, that we’ve found? There’s probably no need to tell you that they are just a smidgen down below because they are usually there. Where else would they be, am I right?
Once you are there, though, don’t forget to give these silly and funny Harry Potter jokes your vote and share this article with anyone who’s into the Wizarding World - the best world of them all!
#1
Why does Voldemort prefer Twitter over Facebook?
Because he has followers, not friends.
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#2
Poor Potter cannot tell the difference between his potion’s pot and his best friend because they are both cauldron!
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#3
I’m trying to write a book about Platform 9 and 3/4. But I keep hitting a wall.
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#4
I thought my roommate was joking when he said Gary Oldman was in the Harry Potter movies.
He was dead Sirius.
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#5
What type of shoes does Voldemort wear?
Horcrocs!
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#6
Harry Potter movies should be rated R for the huge amount of cursing.
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#7
On a scale of 1-10, I am 9 ¾ obsessed.
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#8
Why doesn’t Snape teach herbology?
Because his lily died.
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#9
Why is Mad-Eye such a bad professor?
Because he can’t control his pupils.
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#10
Why do Azakaban inmates have fresh breath?
Because of de-mentoes.
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#11
If a wizard gets robbed by a Muggle, has he been Muggled?
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#12
Where would Bellatrix play if she played the saxophone?
Jazzkaban.
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#13
What did the comedian say to Harry Potter?
Why so Sirius?
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#14
What would you call The Boy Who Lived if he got a beard?
Hairy Potter.
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#15
Why doesn’t Voldemort have glasses?
Nobody nose.
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#16
What do you call an electrocuted Dark Lord?
A Volt-demort.
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#17
On Monday I cannot function without my Espresso patronum.
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#18
How does Voldemort enter a room?
He slithers in.
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#19
What do you call a postman that can speak to packages?
A parcel tongue.
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#20
"Harry, your godfather is dead.”
“Are you serious?!?”
“Yep. Dead Sirius.”
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