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108 Truly Magical Harry Potter Pick-Up Lines
FunnyAPR 19, 2022

108 Truly Magical Harry Potter Pick-Up Lines

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Here’s your Attracting Someone’s Attention 101 manual - be yourself! While that’s probably the shortest manual ever, it should speak volumes, as no one has ever found that elusive real love by pretending to be someone else. However, we do know that sometimes, to start that first conversation when your palms are sweaty and mom’s spaghetti is a tough job, and you need to have that certain magic to break the ice. That icebreaker can be the sweater that you knitted from your cat’s molted hair with a portrait of said cat or the story about how you burned off your eyebrows while baking pizza, but a safer and a surer way would be to have that perfect pick up line locked and loaded. And while you think that your opponent in this love game might have some very specific, genteel taste in this legal form of catcalling, a Harry Potter pick-up line always works like a charm. So, here we are, giving you a cornucopia of Harry Potter pick-up lines to choose from, to memorize, and to experiment with. 
Most of these cool pick-up lines are based on puns, but what’s a bigger joy than a pun combined with a sultry message and a dash of the World of Wizarding? Only a positive response to this tincture, I presume! There are, of course, also some silly pick-up lines, which should be uproarious if you think that the party of your interest has a peculiar sense of humor. If not, you can just always add a ‘NOT!’ at the end, and you’re absolutely safe from embarrassment. Then there are those clever pick-up lines - they might leave you misunderstood in some cases, so check the grounds thoroughly before dropping one off. But, it is clear as day that all of these Harry Potter pick-up lines will get you the attention that you deserve! 
So, prepare a pen and a piece of paper (because we all well know that once you screenshot something, it goes straight into oblivion), and scramble down below where the cool pick-up lines are. Once you are there, vote for the greatest and share this article with your friends in need of this kind of assistance. 

#1

You must play Quidditch. I know a Keeper when I see one.
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57points

#2

Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
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54points

#3

The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.
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50points

#4

You must be a Snitch, because I’ve been Seeking you my whole life.
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41points

#5

I’m not trying to impress you, but I say Voldemort out loud.
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41points

#6

Did you just use the stupify charm or are you a natural stunner?
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40points

#7

My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
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#8

Maybe I’m a squib because I’m powerless in your presence.
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36points

#9

You must be my Horcrux because you complete me.
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#10

Your smile is like Expelliarmus. Simple but disarming.
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#11

Are you a Dementor? Because you just took my breath away.
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29points

#12

Let’s not waste time like Ron and Hermoine, I can’t wait seven years to get with you!
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27points

#13

You must be a Nimbus 2000 because you’re sweeping me off my feet.
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#14

Are you sure you’re a muggle? Because you look magical.
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#15

Hey, you’re a girl, can I take you to the Yule Ball?
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24points

#16

If loving you is a crime, send me to Azkaban!
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24points

#17

I may not be the boy who lived, but I can still be your chosen one.
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22points

#18

Being with you is like Christmas at the Burrow, cozy and safe and full of good spirit.
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#19

I might as well be under the Imperius curse because I’d do anything for you.
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#20

I am SIRIUS-ly into you.
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